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A bird carpet bomb crapped on my car an hour after I washed it
Posted on 5/15/25 at 6:23 pm
Posted on 5/15/25 at 6:23 pm
That mother fricker
Posted on 5/15/25 at 6:31 pm to GetCocky11
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A government agent carpet bomb crapped on my car an hour after I washed it
Posted on 5/15/25 at 6:32 pm to GetCocky11
Praying 4u brother. Hopefully you can pull through this trying time
Posted on 5/15/25 at 6:38 pm to GetCocky11
Birds aren't real. The question you need to be asking is, who sent that fake bird your way? Keep your head on a swivel, baw.
This post was edited on 5/15/25 at 6:39 pm
Posted on 5/15/25 at 6:40 pm to GetCocky11
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A bird carpet bomb crapped on my car an hour after I washed it
Either that or it rains.
Posted on 5/15/25 at 6:47 pm to GetCocky11
Could’ve carpet bombed you. I work with a guy that got destroyed in the ear by a seagull.
Posted on 5/15/25 at 6:55 pm to GetCocky11
Shoot 12 birds in response so the bird who did it gets the point
Posted on 5/15/25 at 8:02 pm to GetCocky11
Could have been Pinball
This post was edited on 5/15/25 at 8:03 pm
Posted on 5/15/25 at 9:03 pm to GetCocky11
Birds are actually a type of dinosaur. You got shite on by an Archaeopteryx’s 2nd cousin 150 millionth times removed. Hope you saved that shite. Pretty valuable dinosaur doo doo.
Pretty cool I think.

Pretty cool I think.

Posted on 5/15/25 at 9:30 pm to GetCocky11
Suppose to be good luck. Play the lotto tomorrow
Posted on 5/15/25 at 9:42 pm to GetCocky11
Was it an Egret. Has one stripe a new Yukon front to back.
Posted on 5/15/25 at 9:42 pm to GetCocky11
Sing for the Rich and shite on the Poor
Posted on 5/15/25 at 9:48 pm to GetCocky11
Timing, the great ones have it.
Posted on 5/15/25 at 10:49 pm to GetCocky11
Birds don't actually control when they shite. Kinda like your parents as they age. shite just unloads when it's time. Have some compassion dude.
Posted on 5/15/25 at 11:07 pm to Camijoe
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Birds don't actually control when they shite.
Brainwashed by Big Avian. (Big Bird was taken already)
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