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This Valet got his best tip ever (and a raging case of blue balls!)

Posted on 5/1/25 at 4:01 am
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
13793 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 4:01 am
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
16017 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 4:58 am to
She's probably more expensive to maintain than the car.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
38926 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 5:54 am to
Wut.
Posted by Mushroom1968
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2023
5916 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 5:56 am to
That video looks nothing like wife (no pics) and I pulling up in my 2003 GMC pickup.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
39853 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 6:29 am to
Looks eastern euro/russian.
Posted by jpainter6174
Boss city
Member since Feb 2014
6656 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 6:31 am to
She looks miserable
Posted by bengalbait
Grove Lounge
Member since Sep 2009
4599 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 6:38 am to
quote:

She looks miserable


She also looks like the type to never look up from her phone and her social media. About as big a dead fish as they get.
Posted by Bayou
Boudin, LA
Member since Feb 2005
42454 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 6:44 am to
I worked valet in Scottsdale and Tempe for a while. Beaver shots were an every day thing. You wouldn't believe how many are deliberate.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134285 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 6:46 am to
I've literally seen hotter girls in the quad.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
38993 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 6:55 am to
I would.


Very competitive women out there...

Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
4020 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 7:04 am to
quote:

I worked valet in Scottsdale and Tempe for a while. Beaver shots were an every day thing.


If you can fog a mirror you can get laid in Snotsdale. Its like cougar heaven.
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
13793 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 8:12 am to
What the heck is with all the homos and soy boy incells down voting?
Posted by terriblegreen
Souf Badden Rewage
Member since Aug 2011
12209 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 8:14 am to
Mid.

She basically a hooker to that greaseball.
Posted by Adajax
Member since Nov 2015
8590 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 8:15 am to
quote:

She looks miserable


My first thought was Michelle Pfieffer in Scarface. Probably a similar relationship.
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
12686 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 8:24 am to
quote:

She looks miserable


a girl like that is good for one thing, and she knows that.
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
24520 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 8:24 am to
She better stay fit because while her body is great her face is meh at best.

Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
6728 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 8:29 am to
He's probably gay....

The Ferrari California is marketed to women and Gay men.
Posted by GusMcRae
Deep in the heart of the Big Sleazy
Member since Oct 2008
3750 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 8:32 am to
quote:

She looks miserable


Hell, I’ll try to fix her. I kinda like her.
Posted by oldtrucker
Marianna, Fl
Member since Apr 2013
3413 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 9:18 am to
A world I really don't care to live in
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
17627 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 9:23 am to
klonopin barbie looks unimpressed.
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