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This Valet got his best tip ever (and a raging case of blue balls!)

Posted on 5/1/25 at 4:01 am
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
12527 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 4:01 am
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
15250 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 4:58 am to
She's probably more expensive to maintain than the car.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
34503 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 5:54 am to
Wut.
Posted by Mushroom1968
Member since Jun 2023
3789 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 5:56 am to
That video looks nothing like wife (no pics) and I pulling up in my 2003 GMC pickup.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
35692 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 6:29 am to
Looks eastern euro/russian.
Posted by jpainter6174
Boss city
Member since Feb 2014
5948 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 6:31 am to
She looks miserable
Posted by bengalbait
Grove Lounge
Member since Sep 2009
4565 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 6:38 am to
quote:

She looks miserable


She also looks like the type to never look up from her phone and her social media. About as big a dead fish as they get.
Posted by Bayou
Boudin, LA
Member since Feb 2005
39247 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 6:44 am to
I worked valet in Scottsdale and Tempe for a while. Beaver shots were an every day thing. You wouldn't believe how many are deliberate.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130631 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 6:46 am to
I've literally seen hotter girls in the quad.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
34792 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 6:55 am to
I would.


Very competitive women out there...

Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
3726 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 7:04 am to
quote:

I worked valet in Scottsdale and Tempe for a while. Beaver shots were an every day thing.


If you can fog a mirror you can get laid in Snotsdale. Its like cougar heaven.
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
12527 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 8:12 am to
What the heck is with all the homos and soy boy incells down voting?
Posted by terriblegreen
Souf Badden Rewage
Member since Aug 2011
11320 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 8:14 am to
Mid.

She basically a hooker to that greaseball.
Posted by Adajax
Member since Nov 2015
7513 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 8:15 am to
quote:

She looks miserable


My first thought was Michelle Pfieffer in Scarface. Probably a similar relationship.
Posted by caliegeaux
Booo Cheeeen
Member since Aug 2004
11613 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 8:24 am to
quote:

She looks miserable


a girl like that is good for one thing, and she knows that.
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
21978 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 8:24 am to
She better stay fit because while her body is great her face is meh at best.

Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
6031 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 8:29 am to
He's probably gay....

The Ferrari California is marketed to women and Gay men.
Posted by GusMcRae
Deep in the heart...
Member since Oct 2008
3612 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 8:32 am to
quote:

She looks miserable


Hell, I’ll try to fix her. I kinda like her.
Posted by oldtrucker
Marianna, Fl
Member since Apr 2013
2563 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 9:18 am to
A world I really don't care to live in
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
15152 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 9:23 am to
klonopin barbie looks unimpressed.
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