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Toilet Paper chronicles…
Posted on 4/14/25 at 10:40 am
Posted on 4/14/25 at 10:40 am
My MIL was using a roll or more a day as most women make a mitt to wipe. As she got older she had to pee often. She passed away last year.
So, I called FIL as to ask him if he needed anything as I often do when I head to Sam’s Club for groceries, etc. He usually says he has what he needs. I just happened to ask if he needed anything paper products like paper towels or TP. He said That he still had a good bit of that bulk pack of Sam’s Club TP that I bought for MIL right before she passed last year. He is a light eater and says he only dumps about every 5-6 days. That bulk pack may last another year or more. Wow!!!
So, I called FIL as to ask him if he needed anything as I often do when I head to Sam’s Club for groceries, etc. He usually says he has what he needs. I just happened to ask if he needed anything paper products like paper towels or TP. He said That he still had a good bit of that bulk pack of Sam’s Club TP that I bought for MIL right before she passed last year. He is a light eater and says he only dumps about every 5-6 days. That bulk pack may last another year or more. Wow!!!
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Posted on 4/14/25 at 10:42 am to Yewkindewit
quote:this!!
MIL was using a roll or more a day as most women make a mitt to wipe. As she got older she had to pee often. She passed away last year.
My wife spins the roll like the price is right wheel. I can't be in the same room with her during this because it makes me irrationally angry.
Eta she also throws leftovers away after 3 days RELIGIOUSLY.
I have taken to hiding the good stuff in the garage fridge to get another day or 2 to eat on it
She's been known to hunt that down on occasion as well.
This post was edited on 4/14/25 at 10:44 am
Posted on 4/14/25 at 10:44 am to Yewkindewit
quote:
He is a light eater and says he only dumps about every 5-6 days.
yikes
Posted on 4/14/25 at 10:45 am to Yewkindewit
quote:
he only dumps about every 5-6 days.
wtf i thought old people went more often...you sure he isn't having accidents
Posted on 4/14/25 at 10:45 am to Yewkindewit
Two Words
Dude Wipes
Dude Wipes
Posted on 4/14/25 at 10:46 am to Yewkindewit
quote:
he only dumps about every 5-6 days.
Posted on 4/14/25 at 10:47 am to Yewkindewit
Get a bidet and watch your TP consumption vastly reduce
Posted on 4/14/25 at 10:47 am to CAD703X
quote:
My wife spins the roll like the price is right wheel. I can't be in the same room with her during this because it makes me irrationally angry.
Posted on 4/14/25 at 10:47 am to Yewkindewit
quote:
women make a mitt to wipe.
You could clean up an industrial accident with all that.
Try explaining to one how a septic system works and its not ideal if you keep flushing all that paper. I told her to put the mitt in the trash can next to the shitter, she thinks thats nasty.
Posted on 4/14/25 at 10:51 am to Yewkindewit
quote:
He is a light eater and says he only dumps about every 5-6 days.
Yeah....you won't need to worry about getting him things for long.
Posted on 4/14/25 at 10:54 am to SuperSaint
You should really have a bowl movement 1x per day. At the same time is best
Posted on 4/14/25 at 11:02 am to Yewkindewit
quote:
My MIL was using a roll or more a day as most women make a mitt to wipe.
Yup, just like most women.
Crazy the amount of shittickets they use per day.
I call them Wadders.
Posted on 4/14/25 at 11:03 am to CAD703X
quote:
Eta she also throws leftovers away after 3 days RELIGIOUSLY.
I thought you meant leftover toilet paper, and I couldn’t make sense of it.
Posted on 4/14/25 at 11:09 am to Yewkindewit
quote:Can't imagine having that conversation with my FIL.
says he only dumps about every 5-6 days
Posted on 4/14/25 at 11:12 am to Lakeboy7
quote:because it is nasty
I told her to put the mitt in the trash can next to the shitter, she thinks thats nasty.
Posted on 4/14/25 at 11:13 am to Yewkindewit
quote:
He is a light eater and says he only dumps about every 5-6 days
TOILET PAPER MANUFACTURERS HATE HIM FOR THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK!!!!!!
Posted on 4/14/25 at 11:14 am to Yewkindewit
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he only dumps about every 5-6 days
This is my wife. I tell her she needs to go see a doctor. That isn’t normal
Posted on 4/14/25 at 11:18 am to Tyga Woods
Bidet
Posted on 4/14/25 at 11:19 am to Yewkindewit
I'm taking a shite right now.
That's all I got,
That's all I got,
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