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U.S. military developed plans to turn soldiers gay.

Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:23 am
Posted by TrueTiger
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Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:23 am
Posted by RCDfan1950
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Member since Feb 2007
38733 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:27 am to
Having a somewhat broad imagination, I am loathe to use it as I don’t think it will make my faith in humanity or my day better. Good grief.
Posted by Cuthbert13
Member since Apr 2024
522 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:29 am to
So, its making the frogs gay + chem trails?

Alex jones was right again
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
26101 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:29 am to
Well, now we know what chemicals are in chemtrails.
Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:35 am to
The only surprising thing about this is that it was developed by the Air Force, not the Navy.
Posted by Padme
Member since Dec 2020
9315 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:37 am to
So the want to suck a dick is no longer genetic, it’s chemical? A coke and ecstasy bomb makes hairy assholes scrumptious? Who knew?
Posted by Deuces
The bottom
Member since Nov 2011
16346 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:38 am to
Soldiers will suddenly take a liking to Cher and baking
Posted by funnystuff
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Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:38 am to
Didn’t 30 Rock do a joke about this like 15 years ago?


Art imitating reality, or peak behind the curtain?
Posted by burke985
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Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:42 am to
Wait they gotta fricking make their mind up I thought you were born Gay what's all this turn gay shite??
Posted by International_Aggie
Member since Oct 2012
1991 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:43 am to
They’ve been using it on the Navy for 250 years now.
Posted by texas tortilla
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Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:43 am to
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at least the ART in the white house is improving. from a portrait of gay obama to this.
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
20584 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:45 am to
quote:

Art imitating reality, or peak behind the curtain?

Supposedly lots of people have used Hollywood for “soft disclosures” for years.

Famously the guy who did the x files claims the CIA came to him with a plot arc about rogue elements in the government remote control flying airliners into skyscrapers in the US and other elements in the government trying to stop them a year before 9/11.

X Files Predicts 9/11 Before Attacks
Posted by idlewatcher
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Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:47 am to
Great, now all Aggies are gonna join the Air Force now
Posted by rebeloke
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Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:47 am to
quote:

The only surprising thing about this is that it was developed by the Air Force, not the Navy.

ISWYDT
Posted by Zach
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Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:49 am to
I think they developed a poop bomb. It has a loud, low pitched BOOM that makes the enemy poop their pants.
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
20584 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:50 am to
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Wait they gotta fricking make their mind up I thought you were born Gay what's all this turn gay shite??

Scientists proved back in the 1970s that by impacting testosterone production via lifestyle, diet and chemical exposure you can increase homosexuality rates.

NYT - Testosterone Levels Linked to Homosexuality Rates

That’s not to say all gay people have low T or that all high T people would turn gay with low T, but by reducing T and amping up sex drive with various drugs you can dramatically increase homosexual rates.

Posted by EphesianArmor
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Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:50 am to
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
42676 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:52 am to
But making THEM gay would only attract OUR soldiers to them.
Posted by ragincajun03
Member since Nov 2007
27581 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:55 am to
Kind of like when they made Alex Jones and the freaking frogs gay?
Posted by toratiger
susukino
Member since Aug 2008
3378 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:56 am to
The bomb is just filled with New Orleans water.

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