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Newton's 4th law of Physics has yet to be refuted. Discuss

Posted on 4/2/25 at 8:10 am
Posted by SemperFiDawg
Member since Sep 2014
2927 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 8:10 am
"Any unstable body will invariably impale itself through the nares with a ring."

Nothing screams "I'm a raging lunatic more than a nose ring. It's akin to a bright, neon, flashing road sign announcing "BRIDGE OUT!!!", any type of relationship, no matter how distant will result in catastrophe.





This post was edited on 4/2/25 at 8:14 am
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5491 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 8:12 am to
Maybe, no, frick no
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
28338 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 8:13 am to
Didn't we just have this thread last week?
Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
8848 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 8:14 am to
3rd looks fun
Posted by terriblegreen
Souf Badden Rewage
Member since Aug 2011
11158 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 8:14 am to
I would think having something in one's nose would be inconvenient as frick. It's like wearing your pants below your arse. Is the added aggravation of a stupid fashion choice worth it?

Do boogers build up on the nose jewelry?
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
45433 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 8:16 am to
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3rd looks fun

WTF? You must be accustomed to absolutely horrendous women if you see her and think, "hmmm, that could be fun".
Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
8848 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 8:17 am to
She's a freak. I'd frick her.
Posted by Mlear
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2023
77 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 8:19 am to
Boomers skip the mall walk this morning?
Posted by Unobtanium
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2009
1819 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 8:21 am to
Ain't no fixing skank #3.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
7565 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 8:24 am to
#3 absolutely would peg you without consent.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
45433 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 8:24 am to
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She's a freak. I'd frick her.

The stench would hit you like a ton of bricks as soon as she slips off her panties. The area surrounding her cooch would be red, swollen, and full of friction rash from her thick arse thighs rubbing together with each step. You go down on her and there's a mysterious mucous present, which smells like a mixture of the shite she took earlier and rotting crawfish. You're in a slump, though, because you're obviously as much of a loser as she is if you're even at this stage so you ignore it, do your thing, and then go to town. A minute later you're deep in regret, lying there wondering where you went wrong. Suddenly, the bathroom door opens and she comes back to bed after taking a piss. Still naked, she lays next to you, wraps her enormous and heavy leg around your thighs, and the mixture of rotting crawfish smelling mucous, sweat, and your own jizz comes leaking out and all over you. She then starts with her liberal retarded feminist bullshite about whatever the left is bitching about and you either run or you transition into a tranny couple who swings with other trannies and you die five years later of AIDS.
This post was edited on 4/2/25 at 8:26 am
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
16708 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 8:27 am to
quote:

I'm a raging lunatic more than a nose ring


The back of the neck tattoo cums in at a close second. It just screams "AIM HERE" while doing it doggy style.





Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
30653 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 8:30 am to
Completely stable.


Posted by 0x15E
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Posted on 4/2/25 at 8:31 am to
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This post was edited on 4/13/25 at 1:20 am
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
5745 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 8:32 am to
Lip piercings might be worse
Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
8848 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 8:32 am to
quote:

The stench would hit you like a ton of bricks as soon as she slips off her panties.


quote:

wraps her enormous and heavy leg around your thighs, and the mixture of rotting crawfish smelling mucous, sweat, and your own jizz comes leaking out and all over you.
quote:

She then starts with her liberal retarded feminist bullshite about whatever the left is bitching about and you either run or you transition into a tranny couple who swings with other trannies and you die five years later of AIDS.


Im out.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
14147 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 8:36 am to
"Any unstable body will invariably enlist in the Marine Corps"
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
45433 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 8:48 am to
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
281843 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 8:49 am to
Single moms are fairly easy to spot. Look in any body art or tat shop, they;ll show up there eventually.
Posted by Mr Breeze
The Lunatic Fringe
Member since Dec 2010
6502 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 8:53 am to
quote:

"Any unstable body will invariably enlist in the Marine Corps"

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