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I’ve never had a visible bruise

Posted on 3/28/25 at 11:40 pm
Posted by Wildcat98USA
Member since Nov 2023
320 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 11:40 pm
The wife bruises if she accidentally hits an open cabinet.

I’ve been hit by baseballs, tackle football, rugby, sports etc…

I just had my total labs for insurance break and everything was on point.


Anyone else not ever bruise?
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
74935 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 11:44 pm to
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I’ve been hit by baseballs, tackle football, rugby, sports etc…
Oh, ok.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
80040 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 11:48 pm to
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I’ve never had a visible bruise


Have you considered that maybe you’re a dark black guy?
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
5746 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 11:48 pm to
quote:

I’ve been hit by baseballs, tackle football, rugby, sports etc…


You talking PlayStation?
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
31769 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 12:12 am to
We all know where this kind of thinking leads.



See what a bullet does to you.
Posted by Neutral Underground
Member since Mar 2024
1222 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 12:24 am to
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Unbreakable


Lol, that is exactly what I thought of.
Posted by RIPMachoMan
Member since Jun 2011
7189 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 12:30 am to
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Have you considered that maybe you’re a dark black guy?


Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
150131 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 12:33 am to
You have a right to swing the bruise
Posted by lsurulz1515
Member since Mar 2007
7006 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 12:33 am to
What a weird way to find out you're gay.

Atleast it makes for better conversation
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
40640 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 12:35 am to
quote:

The wife bruises if she accidentally hits an open cabine




Posted by RentToOwn
Member since Sep 2024
14 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 1:07 am to
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The wife bruises if she accidentally hits an open cabinet.


The old “bumping into the cabinet bruising”

If her boyfriend is reading this, heat then ice before you send her home. No more “cabinet bruising”


Or just keep tearing that arse up :)
Posted by triggeredmillennial
Member since Aug 2023
181 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 1:15 am to
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Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
58355 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 1:22 am to
quote:

Anyone else not ever bruise?



I am the same way. I do get sore, but don’t ever remember getting an actual bruise. I am actually on blood thinners and one of the side effects is bruising easily…but I have never bruised.
Posted by SmelvinRat
Slumwoody
Member since Oct 2015
1725 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 1:47 am to
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
33951 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 1:50 am to
Come down to my hood, n word.

(Is that okay to say it like that?)
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
14151 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 7:01 am to
I rarely bruise. It has to be pretty major. The only one I really remember was when I got bit by a breed of peace (teeth didn't puncture because I'm that fricking tough) and it left a pretty ugly bruise for a few days.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
34067 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 7:04 am to
You've must've played sports w soy boys, then.



I counted it as a win if I still had all my teeth.
Posted by JonTheTigerFan
Central, LA
Member since Nov 2003
6929 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 7:07 am to
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Wildcat98USA


Babytac alter?
Posted by Pizza Dan
Member since Apr 2023
559 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 7:13 am to
My ego bruises easily.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
86650 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 7:55 am to
Is this like that other poster who claimed he never once had a shite stain in his underwear even once his entire life?
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