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'Penis Fitbit'
Posted on 2/27/25 at 8:24 am
Posted on 2/27/25 at 8:24 am
The device is the first of its kind.
Adam Health is making a modern version of the stamp test, which could be conveniently called a "Fitbit" for your penis: the Adam Sensor.
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Adam Health is making a modern version of the stamp test, which could be conveniently called a "Fitbit" for your penis: the Adam Sensor.
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Posted on 2/27/25 at 8:25 am to The Torch
Can it track RPM?
This post was edited on 2/27/25 at 8:26 am
Posted on 2/27/25 at 8:27 am to The Torch
How does it know you have an erection when you have a small penis? Asking for a friend...
Posted on 2/27/25 at 8:27 am to The Torch
Those are depressing statistics. Hopefully those are for men in their 20s.
Posted on 2/27/25 at 8:29 am to The Torch
How does it get data?
Cock ring?
arse dildo sensor?
Cock ring?
arse dildo sensor?
Posted on 2/27/25 at 8:29 am to The Torch
I'll probably wait for the refurbished ones to hit the market so I can save a little money.
Posted on 2/27/25 at 8:29 am to PNW_TigerSaint
quote:
Those are depressing statistics. Hopefully those are for men in their 20s.
not to deepen that depression for you but apparently those stats are typical for a 53 yo
Posted on 2/27/25 at 8:31 am to The Torch
Yes let me attach an electrically powered radio signaling technology to my penis. Nothing can go wrong
Posted on 2/27/25 at 8:35 am to Upperdecker
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Yes let me attach an electrically powered radio signaling technology to my penis. Nothing can go wrong
Everyone starts off as Thor and by the end of the month they are Pee Wee Herman.
Posted on 2/27/25 at 8:41 am to The Torch
They probably mine your data and bomb you with ED/girth ads when your stats are low.
Posted on 2/27/25 at 8:44 am to PNW_TigerSaint
quote:
Those are depressing statistics. Hopefully those are for men in their 20s.
I'm intrigued that you have a ready opinion on this. Have you spent considerable time thinking of boner stats?
Posted on 2/27/25 at 8:47 am to The Torch
I’m in.
This would be fun to test and show the results
Cause you know people would ins that interesting and comical
This would be fun to test and show the results
Cause you know people would ins that interesting and comical
Posted on 2/27/25 at 8:49 am to The Torch
What’s your boost pressure, baw?
Posted on 2/27/25 at 8:49 am to The Torch
Every Erection I have have is 100% quality...how would one not score 100 there
This post was edited on 2/27/25 at 8:50 am
Posted on 2/27/25 at 8:53 am to IT_Dawg
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Every Erection I have have is 100% quality...how would one not score 100 there
Half chub?
Posted on 2/27/25 at 9:06 am to BoogaBear
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Half chub?
still 100% better than not being able to get erect at all
Posted on 2/27/25 at 9:24 am to The Torch
Only 3 erections?
I've had more than that today and it isn't even 7:30am
I've had more than that today and it isn't even 7:30am
Posted on 2/27/25 at 9:48 am to JDPndahizzy
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How does it know you have an erection when you have a small penis? Asking for a friend...
Sorry your boyfriend is lacking in that area...
Posted on 2/27/25 at 10:15 am to The Torch
I already have concerns about a battery exploding on my wrist or in my pocket. No way I'm strapping one on my johnson
Posted on 2/27/25 at 10:18 am to Honest Tune
quote:
Can it track RPM?
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