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Love this country

Posted on 1/11/25 at 1:14 pm
Posted by jlovel7
NOT Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
24045 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 1:14 pm
Headed to a black tie wedding in 90 minutes and realized I forgot my hair product at home. Didn’t have time to get it cut so when that happens I put some product in it to keep it from getting frazzled and looking like I’m homeless.

Uber eats lets me get a thing of pomade priority delivered to me for like $20 in half an hour so I can keep getting ready.

frick all the haters and god bless the USA.

ETA: the only Bs is I had to settle for Fop instead of Dapper Dan.
This post was edited on 1/11/25 at 1:16 pm
Posted by North Dallas Tiger
United States of America
Member since Mar 2024
13008 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 1:16 pm to
Posted by StanSmith
Member since May 2018
1082 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 1:17 pm to
Man that's quick. My Dapper Dan supplier can't get me a tin in anything under 2 weeks.
Posted by jlovel7
NOT Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
24045 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 1:20 pm to
Isn’t that just a geographic coincidence?
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28435 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 1:23 pm to
No hate here but what does this country have to do with your poor planning and bad decisions? I’ll hang up and listen
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
4176 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 1:24 pm to
You think delivery services are exclusive to the U.S.?
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64292 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

Uber eats lets me get a thing of pomade priority delivered to me for like $20 in half an hour so I can keep getting ready.



Thank God we let 6 million Somalians in through the southern border to deliver your hair product for $30.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74112 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

ETA: the only Bs is I had to settle for Fop instead of Dapper Dan.
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
172318 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 1:27 pm to
Sounds more like an oddity to me
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
11697 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 1:32 pm to
My pee smells like ham.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
127216 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

soccerfüt
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
23120 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 1:39 pm to
That is available where you live. Uber eats won't deliver in the rural area where I am. I love this country too but my love for it doesn't have anything to do with getting stuff brought to me quickly.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
36508 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 1:43 pm to
When I read this I expected it to be from SirWinston
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19774 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 1:56 pm to
You are one of those guys that slicks they hair back aren’t you?
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
8484 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

hair product

I hope you remembered your panties.
Posted by Got Blaze
Youngsville
Member since Dec 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 2:10 pm to
quote:

I forgot my hair product at home.

Your hair looks awesome
Posted by jlovel7
NOT Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
24045 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 2:12 pm to
quote:

No hate here but what does this country have to do with your poor planning and bad decisions? I’ll hang up and listen


The fact that I can have basically any consumer good delivered to me in half an hour in a pinch for a reasonable cost?

Capitalism for the win.
Posted by GeauxldMember
Member since Nov 2003
5666 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 2:13 pm to
Subtle “I still have my hair” brag…
Posted by jlovel7
NOT Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
24045 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 2:14 pm to
quote:

That is available where you live. Uber eats won't deliver in the rural area where I am. I love this country too but my love for it doesn't have anything to do with getting stuff brought to me quickly.


Yes I live in the first world.
Posted by Bill Parker?
Member since Jan 2013
5330 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 2:16 pm to
We thought you was a toad.
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