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The idiocy of TSA knows no bounds
Posted on 12/16/24 at 5:58 am
Posted on 12/16/24 at 5:58 am
Every time I fly I wonder if there’s some sort of idiot contest going on at TSA.
Today I saw that they’ve broken out dudes on bicycles. I can’t imagine anything less useful in any sort of chase situation in a crowded airport with people and bags all over the place than a bicycle.
Is this because all of them are such fatties they’d have no chance on foot? Weaving out of people and trying to turn and brake and accelerate on a bicycle in an airport seems like the dumbest thing ever. What am I missing?
Today I saw that they’ve broken out dudes on bicycles. I can’t imagine anything less useful in any sort of chase situation in a crowded airport with people and bags all over the place than a bicycle.
Is this because all of them are such fatties they’d have no chance on foot? Weaving out of people and trying to turn and brake and accelerate on a bicycle in an airport seems like the dumbest thing ever. What am I missing?
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Posted on 12/16/24 at 5:59 am to NolaLovingClemsonFan
It's all theater and does virtually nothing to increase the security and safety of air travel.
Posted on 12/16/24 at 6:03 am to coolpapaboze
This^^^
Posted on 12/16/24 at 6:14 am to NolaLovingClemsonFan
Government agencies are retarded
Posted on 12/16/24 at 6:16 am to NolaLovingClemsonFan
Jason Bateman doesn’t like them either.
Posted on 12/16/24 at 6:25 am to NolaLovingClemsonFan
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Is this because all of them are such fatties they’d have no chance on foot?
Gotta spend their bloated budget money on something I suppose
Posted on 12/16/24 at 6:32 am to Big Gorilla
quote:Surprisingly decent movie
Jason Bateman doesn’t like them either.
New movie on Netflix Carry On paints them as heroes rather than authoritarian wannabes and is a message to be nicer to them, they’re just doing their job
Posted on 12/16/24 at 6:37 am to NolaLovingClemsonFan
I'll be flying for the first time in twenty years in February. I'm just hoping some chick who looks like an East German weightlifter doesn't snap on a rubber glove and ask me to step into an inspection room.
Posted on 12/16/24 at 6:38 am to coolpapaboze
quote:yep. I have seen people get to the gate with the wrong ticket. Now, how is that supposed to happen if we’re checking tickets at Security ?
It's all theater and does virtually nothing to increase the security and safety of air travel.
Posted on 12/16/24 at 6:39 am to TheFonz
Would most likely look like an East Nigerian weightlifter
Posted on 12/16/24 at 6:45 am to NolaLovingClemsonFan
They exist to get you to the airport sooner so you have to spend more money
Posted on 12/16/24 at 6:47 am to NolaLovingClemsonFan
I wish all the airports would get the new scanners so I can stop pulling my electronics out.
The inconsistencies between airports is frustrating.
The inconsistencies between airports is frustrating.
Posted on 12/16/24 at 6:50 am to coolpapaboze
quote:
It's all theater and does virtually nothing to increase the security and safety of air travel.
so what he's saying is - its the government doing government stuff.
Posted on 12/16/24 at 6:51 am to NolaLovingClemsonFan
“SHOES ON BELT, LAPTOPS OUT OF YOUR BAG”.
Clowns.
“Sir we need to inspect your bag. The camera shows a bottle of water”.
Clowns.
“Sir we need to inspect your bag. The camera shows a bottle of water”.
Posted on 12/16/24 at 6:52 am to NolaLovingClemsonFan
I personally like being treated like cattle after paying hundreds of dollars to get on a two hour bus.
Posted on 12/16/24 at 7:00 am to coolpapaboze
quote:
It's all theater and does virtually nothing to increase the security and safety of air travel.
Tell us everything! You sound like an expert.
Posted on 12/16/24 at 7:04 am to TheFonz
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I'm just hoping some chick who looks like an East German weightlifter doesn't snap on a rubber glove and ask me to step into an inspection room.
No need to worry about that. She'll look like the Netflix version of an East German weight lifter.
Posted on 12/16/24 at 7:06 am to Babewinkelman
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Would most likely look like an East Nigerian weightlifter
Or an east New Orleans forklifter.
Posted on 12/16/24 at 7:12 am to Hangit
The inconsistency paired with aggressive instruction is always fun.
Has that “what are you, an idiot?” Vibe going at the checkpoint when you do what the last agent instructed
Has that “what are you, an idiot?” Vibe going at the checkpoint when you do what the last agent instructed
Posted on 12/16/24 at 7:13 am to i am dan
quote:Found the TSA agent.
Tell us everything! You sound like an expert.
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