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Nancy Pelosi Admitted to Hospital Dx: Broken Hip/Alcoholism

Posted on 12/13/24 at 10:27 am
Posted by John Barron
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Posted on 12/13/24 at 10:27 am
This post was edited on 12/13/24 at 3:03 pm
Posted by broadhead
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 12/13/24 at 10:28 am to
We can only hope....
Posted by John Barron
The Mar-a-Lago Club
Member since Sep 2024
17101 posts
Posted on 12/13/24 at 10:28 am to
BREAKING: Nancy Pelosi has been admitted to the hospital in Luxembourg

According to a spokesperson: "While traveling with a bipartisan Congressional delegation in Luxembourg to mark the 80th anniversary of the Battle of the Bulge, Speaker Emerita Nancy Pelosi sustained an injury during an official engagement and was admitted to the hospital for evaluation.”
Posted by idlewatcher
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Posted on 12/13/24 at 10:28 am to
Oh no
Posted by Tomatocantender
Boot
Member since Jun 2021
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Posted on 12/13/24 at 10:29 am to
Sorry Nancy, these services are Out of Network.
Posted by Big Jim Slade
Member since Oct 2016
6216 posts
Posted on 12/13/24 at 10:29 am to
Getting another facelift tune-up probably.
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
23620 posts
Posted on 12/13/24 at 10:30 am to
Probably chipped a tooth swigging a 5th straight from bottle
Posted by AuburnCPA
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 12/13/24 at 10:30 am to
I hope she didn't bust an implant.
Posted by Keltic Tiger
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 12/13/24 at 10:31 am to
What exactly does her position in Congress have to do with the Battle of the Bulge? Is that perhaps a good wine country?
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
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Posted on 12/13/24 at 10:31 am to
I have more sympathy for Health insurance CEO's. Battle of bulge is really winter paid vacation. Time for Trump to ground her airplane again.
Posted by Hawgleg
Member since Jan 2022
503 posts
Posted on 12/13/24 at 10:31 am to
She got wiped out and fell.
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 12/13/24 at 10:31 am to
Good. Hope it is liver cirrhosis
Posted by Hetfield
Dallas
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 12/13/24 at 10:31 am to
Don’t get too excited. She will live to be 115. Guaranteed.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
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Posted on 12/13/24 at 10:31 am to
One of her tits hit her in the knees and tripped her




Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 12/13/24 at 10:32 am to
Probably just a exo-skin replacement.
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
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Posted on 12/13/24 at 10:32 am to
quote:

Battle of the Bulge


quote:

Speaker Emerita Nancy Pelosi sustained an injury



Posted by AlterEd
Cydonia, Mars
Member since Dec 2024
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Posted on 12/13/24 at 10:32 am to
Wasn't she just linked to that assassin guy? Is she being punished for being increasingly sloppy?
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
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Posted on 12/13/24 at 10:33 am to
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8225 posts
Posted on 12/13/24 at 10:34 am to
How drunk was she?
Posted by Nosevens
Member since Apr 2019
16887 posts
Posted on 12/13/24 at 10:36 am to
Morgue section one would hope
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