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Dating a woman with 12 toes...
Posted on 10/18/24 at 9:29 pm
Posted on 10/18/24 at 9:29 pm
So, I met this woman on Match dot Com and we hit it off immediately. She lived about 300 miles away. Naturally, the relationship progressed to the point that she shared nudes with me. I really didn't think much of it, but in hindsight, she always had shoes on and at least socks when the pictures got graphic. I thought I was in love so I asked her to move in with me.
Well, long story short.....she has 12 toes (6 on each foot). All of her socks have a hole from #6 rubbing through, but, she can run like the wind. She wears flip flops a lot now that she has moved in.
The problem??? I feel like I'm cuddling with a spider monkey when she runs her feet along my calves while we are in bed. I don't work my legs at the gym so she can almost wrap her whole foot around my calf. I like her, but don't love them.....her anymore.
ETA: She does NOT pay extra for pedicures.
WWTOTD???
Well, long story short.....she has 12 toes (6 on each foot). All of her socks have a hole from #6 rubbing through, but, she can run like the wind. She wears flip flops a lot now that she has moved in.
The problem??? I feel like I'm cuddling with a spider monkey when she runs her feet along my calves while we are in bed. I don't work my legs at the gym so she can almost wrap her whole foot around my calf. I like her, but don't love them.....her anymore.
ETA: She does NOT pay extra for pedicures.
WWTOTD???
This post was edited on 10/18/24 at 11:19 pm
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Posted on 10/18/24 at 9:33 pm to Lowdermilk
I bet she swims like Michael Phelps, with flippers for feet. Take her duck hunting. She will put the dog to shame fetching ducks. 
Posted on 10/18/24 at 9:35 pm to Lowdermilk
You could open up a coconut tree ranch and send her arse up to get them.
Posted on 10/18/24 at 9:35 pm to Lowdermilk
I have never heard of such shite….I guess it is better than being cross-eyed or something like that.
Posted on 10/18/24 at 9:36 pm to Lowdermilk
Pity she doesnt have 12 fingers too 
Posted on 10/18/24 at 9:36 pm to Lowdermilk
There was a thread on here today about a guy with three penises.
Maybe you could set them up. No telling what kind of mutant kids they could produce.
Maybe you could set them up. No telling what kind of mutant kids they could produce.
Posted on 10/18/24 at 9:36 pm to Lowdermilk
You sound jealous. You're jealous, aren't you?
Posted on 10/18/24 at 9:37 pm to Lowdermilk
quote:I bet she’d give a hell of a footjob then!
I don't work my legs at the gym so she can almost wrap her whole foot around my calf.
Posted on 10/18/24 at 9:37 pm to Lowdermilk
I knew a girl like that in college. It is actually pretty common; 1 in 1000 births.
Posted on 10/18/24 at 9:38 pm to Locoguan0
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I knew a girl like that in college.
You got yourself a foot job, didn't you?
Posted on 10/18/24 at 9:39 pm to Lowdermilk
Why on earth would something that she had no control over, and makes absolutely no difference matter. Is she good in the sack? Good looking? Share interests? Would you be out if she was left handed? Ridiculous.
Posted on 10/18/24 at 9:39 pm to Lowdermilk
just buy new socks
Posted on 10/18/24 at 9:42 pm to Lowdermilk
What a bizarre evening of posts.
Posted on 10/18/24 at 9:46 pm to Lowdermilk
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12 toes
Hard pass. She's a Gump.
Posted on 10/18/24 at 9:48 pm to Lowdermilk
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she can almost wrap her whole foot around my calf
Idk why but this made me snort laugh.
Posted on 10/18/24 at 9:50 pm to Lowdermilk
Marilyn Monroe had 12 toes
Posted on 10/18/24 at 9:50 pm to Lowdermilk
Have some fun with it. Start with this little piggy went to market....she'll eventually have at least 1.2 foot out the door.
Posted on 10/18/24 at 9:51 pm to Lowdermilk
She could sell feet pics and charge extra for the additional toes.
Posted on 10/18/24 at 9:54 pm to Lowdermilk
AI women seem to have extra digits.
Other than that, they are absolute perfection.
Other than that, they are absolute perfection.
This post was edited on 10/18/24 at 9:56 pm
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