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My wife’s son, Brian, thinks Vance is too weird for America

Posted on 7/30/24 at 11:22 am
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
119586 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 11:22 am
Was watching the dazzling new show, “Star Wars Acolyte” last night with my wife’s son, Brian. Brian is three. We often watch TV together on Monday nights while my wife is out at Spin class.

We were watching the new Star Wars installment with much enjoyment when Brian blurted out: “NIH, Vance is too weird for America.” First, my reaction was alarmed as to how Brian understood the concept of “weird”. Or that he was aware of JD Vance at all. Then I was proud. If Brian can understand that Vance is too weird and strange for America - then everyday voters should realize the same concept. Do you stand with Brian?
Posted by Thundercles
Mars
Member since Sep 2010
6114 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 11:23 am to
Is this a bit?
Posted by mooseofterror
USA
Member since Dec 2012
1477 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 11:23 am to
Keep getting those boosters...
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
127759 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 11:24 am to
What does Seattle NPR say about him though
Posted by GoldenGuy
Member since Oct 2015
12729 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 11:24 am to
As he's Black, what does Brian's Dad think about Vance?
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
86110 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 11:24 am to
You married a single mom with a kid under 3? Congrats on your future divorce.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
119586 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 11:25 am to
I fall for fierce, powerful women.
Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
56624 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 11:25 am to
Brian will probably come home one night from a high school dance with dick breath.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
109487 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 11:26 am to
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You married a single mom with a kid under 3?


Assumes facts not in evidence.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
84365 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 11:26 am to
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Is this a bit?


Shoutout to the OG, goldennugget
Posted by yakster
Member since Mar 2021
3483 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 11:26 am to
Sounds like Brian is more advanced than his stepdad. Not saying Brian is smart, just being groomed by mom apparently.
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
24481 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 11:26 am to
0/10
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
42000 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 11:27 am to
In what sad realm does this type of trollIng pass as humor?

I’d say try harder but best if you stop trying at all .
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
138911 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 11:28 am to
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First, my reaction was alarmed as to how Brian understood the concept of “weird”.


Well the black community uses weird a lot so the Democrat Party is overtly using 'weird" to lure blacks into voting for Kamala. Your son Brian must have learned the true meaning of weird from your wife's bull boyfriend.
This post was edited on 7/30/24 at 11:29 am
Posted by MemphisGuy
Germantown, TN
Member since Nov 2023
13580 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 11:28 am to
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If Brian can understand that Vance is too weird and strange for America

What specifically is weird or strange about Vance?


Edit: Yes, I fell hook, line and sinker for it.
This post was edited on 7/30/24 at 1:14 pm
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
18829 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 11:29 am to
You're a failure of a step-father as well as a disappointment to your parents.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
138911 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 11:30 am to
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What specifically is weird or strange about Vance?


Come on man.
Posted by sandjunky
In enemy territory
Member since Dec 2007
448 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 11:30 am to
Your wife is not doing spin class

You’re welcome
Posted by Rex Feral
Member since Jan 2014
15887 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 11:30 am to
I'm sorry, but I'm not going to listen to a three year old.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
127759 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 11:32 am to
The amount of people on here that don't understand this bit is astounding
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