Tell us something that happened to you that is next to impossible.

had an excellent LUNCH THRAY that was anchored for no good reason

One time Michael Jackson came over to my house to use my bathroom.

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frick deer.


Most useless dumbass creature.

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I’ve had sex with two current A list celebrities before they became famous. Both the OT would rate between 7-10.

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Puff Daddy and Neil Patrick Harris?

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One time Michael Jackson came over to my house to use my bathroom.

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I thought it was his sister

Not to give any unnecessary details so I will use general terms throughout.

I was at a meeting. At the meeting, a lot of attention was paid to the conduct of approximately 4 people. One of them was operating a motor vehicle. The reason we were talking about this person in the past tense and not to him directly is that he had passed away some months after the event we were discussing. He had passed away while operating another motor vehicle.

So, with the table set, I was on my way home from that meeting. I felt compelled to take a short detour to the cemetery where my mother is buried (and her parents, some of her siblings and since that time, my father). I'm not generally a macabre person. I typically only go to that cemetery if there is another funeral there, although, since my mother passed I've been (including this event) to this cemetery just to visit gravesites on about 6 or 7 occasions (35 years).

So, I briefly visit my mother's grave and she is immediately adjacent to her parents. Something compelled me to visit other graves nearby. I felt that wasn't "enough". So, I went across to the newer section where some of her siblings (my aunts and uncles) and one of my cousins are also buried. Nothing.

Then, as I was making my way back towards my mother's grave (which is near the gate I use to enter the cemetery), I began walking up and down the rows, reading headstones, mainly looking for familiar (in the back of my mind I was thinking I was going to find a family member who I wasn't familiar with buried here - it is not a family plot, but might as well be for purposes of my mother's family) names, something recognizable. I am not generally a superstitious person, nor do I put much stock in the occult, but I am a spiritual person and I felt a compulsion in that moment.

Anyway, I was going up and down the rows and I spotted a darker headstone that stuck out - AND IT WAS THAT MFER WHO WE HAD BEEN TALKING ABOUT ALL DURING THE MEETING!

The hair stood up something awful and I got the frick out of there, ASAFP.

I'm still alive

So you walked around the entire cemetery and camed across the grave of a local person? Woah, so crazy.

I was driving a truck through west TX pulling an enclosed trailer. Trailer got struck by lightning on an overcast day and I stuck on the side of the road for 14ish hours. Fried anything and everything electrical in the truck.