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My Wofford Story
Posted on 5/27/24 at 8:24 pm
Posted on 5/27/24 at 8:24 pm
I was taking my daughter on a tour of colleges her HS junior year. We stopped at some little liberal arts college one morning, intending on going to Wofford in the afternoon.
We went into the little building that had the orientation talk before the tour. I had to take a dump and as I arose from the toilet two things happened at once: the rental car keys dropped from my pocket, and the auto flush activated.
A cinematographer could not have designed it any better. The keys were one of those cabled monstrosities with two fobs and two 3” plastic tags. They fell dead center in the bottom of the bowl just as the toilet - one of those water saving ones with the jet that blows the stuff out the back - flushed. As the keys hit the bottom of the bowl they shot out the back and disappeared.
I had insurance, so the car company brought us another car (they had no spare keys and had to tow the other one). It took long enough that we had to skip Wofford. She ended at Vanderbilt. CSB.
We went into the little building that had the orientation talk before the tour. I had to take a dump and as I arose from the toilet two things happened at once: the rental car keys dropped from my pocket, and the auto flush activated.
A cinematographer could not have designed it any better. The keys were one of those cabled monstrosities with two fobs and two 3” plastic tags. They fell dead center in the bottom of the bowl just as the toilet - one of those water saving ones with the jet that blows the stuff out the back - flushed. As the keys hit the bottom of the bowl they shot out the back and disappeared.
I had insurance, so the car company brought us another car (they had no spare keys and had to tow the other one). It took long enough that we had to skip Wofford. She ended at Vanderbilt. CSB.
This post was edited on 5/27/24 at 9:13 pm
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Posted on 5/27/24 at 8:26 pm to Penrod
quote:
Wooford
*Wofford
Or are the co-eds there that bad looking?
This post was edited on 5/27/24 at 8:26 pm
Posted on 5/27/24 at 8:26 pm to Penrod
Posted on 5/27/24 at 8:27 pm to Penrod
Thanks for sharing, pen
Posted on 5/27/24 at 8:37 pm to Penrod
quote:Woof!
My Wooford Story
Obedience School?
Posted on 5/27/24 at 9:06 pm to Penrod
quote:
the rental car keys dropped from my pocket
How does this happen? I've never had this happen to me. How does one drop things in a toilet from their pocket? Did you shite upside down?
Posted on 5/27/24 at 9:09 pm to Penrod
I thought this was going to be a whiskey thread. There's no "d" in that thread title, even if my brain convinced me it is.
This post was edited on 5/27/24 at 9:10 pm
Posted on 5/27/24 at 9:11 pm to This GUN for HIRE
quote:
How does this happen? I've never had this happen to me.
I had never had it happen, either, until it did. Those key chains are gigantic and had apparently come partially out of my pocket. I don’t know, just guessing here.
And Wooford/Wofford
I’ll fix that!This post was edited on 5/27/24 at 9:14 pm
Posted on 5/27/24 at 9:15 pm to Penrod
Not too far from Converse College
Posted on 5/27/24 at 9:20 pm to Penrod
Everything happens for a reason.
Posted on 5/27/24 at 9:22 pm to This GUN for HIRE
quote:
Did you shite upside down?
On his side, whichever had the pocket with the keys in it.
Posted on 5/27/24 at 9:34 pm to Penrod
Subtle “my daughter went to Vanderbilt” brag
Posted on 5/27/24 at 9:45 pm to This GUN for HIRE
quote:
How does this happen?
Doing key bumps.
Posted on 5/27/24 at 9:54 pm to Penrod
When my son was at orientation at George Mason they had music playing before it started. Let’s Get it On started playing and it took somebody a minute or two to run and turn it off.
Posted on 5/27/24 at 9:57 pm to Penrod
I swear it’s all dicks balls and buttholes in here these days. The rant’s in game baseball threads have more cleavage than this place.
Posted on 5/27/24 at 9:59 pm to TheWalrus
Subtle “my daughter went to Vanderbilt” brag
My daughters guidance counselor suggested Ole Miss. I just said no.
My daughters guidance counselor suggested Ole Miss. I just said no.
Posted on 5/27/24 at 10:12 pm to Penrod
Not so subtle I can afford Vanderbilt thread
Posted on 5/27/24 at 10:20 pm to East Coast Band
quote:
Not too far from Converse College
Back on the old days particularly before Wofford was co-ed Wallys married Connies it was just the way of the world. In fact, my first wife went to Converse and in four years I never dated a Wofford woman.
My Wofford story would take a while, it encompassed arguably the best 4 years of my life at least the most fun per day.
Posted on 5/27/24 at 10:24 pm to Penrod
Not really a Wofford story
Posted on 5/27/24 at 10:24 pm to Penrod
quote:
The keys were one of those cabled monstrosities with two fobs and two 3” plastic tags.
I always snip those sucker's. Give em back the keys separately
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