Woman gets splooged on in Whole Foods in Atlanta.

Which one of our Atlanta OT baws did this?

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He can do it on a whim? That’s impressive

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I guess he had been building it up and using the basket as cover.

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"I see this gentleman walking down the aisle who's pretending to be shopping and he's holding a basket, and he looked kind of like a normal gentleman, like late 20s, early 30s, nothing like extra suspicious about him."

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She could use some work on her face

What red blooded American male hasn’t done that in a Whole Foods before?

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pics of said offender before passing judgment?

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Sadly, he got away.

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The victim described the man as Black, 5-feet-11-inches tall with short to medium-length black hair. He was thin and had silver glasses. He was wearing a navy zip-up jacket with a hood and dark washed jeans. The victim told police that his feet pointed outward when he walked.

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Dr. Sabine Lovell, a plastic surgeon.

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She needs to find a colleague to fix her face.

Too many laws.

What about “life, liberty, and jerking it at Whole Foods?”

This is probably protected by the bill of rights. Maybe under 1a or 2a.

Cue the scene from Silence of the Lambs in the psych hospital dungeon ....

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pics of said offender before passing judgment? is that how this is supposed to work?

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He’s black.