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re: Woman gets splooged on in Whole Foods in Atlanta.
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:45 am to Chad504boy
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:45 am to Chad504boy
Maybe it was hairgel
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Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:45 am to Chad504boy
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:45 am to OysterPoBoy
quote:
"I bent over to grab the chips and as I was doing that, I felt something like wet and warm on my back,
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:47 am to Usual Suspect
old baw had one shot at this, wanted to make it count
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:47 am to OysterPoBoy
5 Second Man strikes again.
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:49 am to makersmark1
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What about “life, liberty, and jerking it at Whole Foods?”
The GIF of George Castanza saying,"Was that wrong?" would fit here.
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:52 am to Penrod
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:55 am to OysterPoBoy
She was there for organic so I don't see the problem
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:58 am to OysterPoBoy
This never happens at the Piggly Wiggly in Watson
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:58 am to OysterPoBoy
South Park needs to remake their "Jackin it in San Diego song" after this one.
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:58 am to makersmark1
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Did they measure “spatter” pattern?
What was the estimated distance of the “shot?”
Back and to the left. Back and to the left.
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:59 am to OysterPoBoy
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I bent over to grab the chips and as I was doing that, I felt something like wet and warm on my back
Posted on 5/14/24 at 11:01 am to OysterPoBoy
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so I put my hand on the small of my back
Posted on 5/14/24 at 11:07 am to Czechessential
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old baw had one shot at this, wanted to make it count
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
Posted on 5/14/24 at 11:10 am to OysterPoBoy
Maybe someone was cleaning with bleach. 
Posted on 5/14/24 at 11:13 am to Hangover Haven
Posted on 5/14/24 at 11:15 am to idlewatcher
good thing for him she had her back turned
Posted on 5/14/24 at 11:17 am to Cliff Booth
Shooters shoot
Posted on 5/14/24 at 11:31 am to OysterPoBoy
He would never be able to do it again if he did that to a woman in my family
Posted on 5/14/24 at 11:31 am to TheHarahanian
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Back and to the left. Back and to the left.
I’m laughing so hard.
“Back and to the left. Wad diameter, 4 cm, additional splooge up to 8 cm from central wad impact area. Estimated distance from launch 3-4 feet. Estimated length of projectile tube, 9.5 inches”
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