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re: Woman gets splooged on in Whole Foods in Atlanta.

Posted on 5/14/24 at 3:21 pm to
Posted by KirbySmartass
Member since Jul 2020
1829 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 3:21 pm to
quote:

Chamblee


Sort of shocked this didn’t happen at the Ponce de Leon location, lot more, um, colorful area, shall we say.
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
5134 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 3:24 pm to
quote:

Sadly, he got away.



Easy come, easy go.
Posted by Cymry Teigr
Member since Sep 2012
2106 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 3:26 pm to
Dude thought he was in Hole Foods and was just doing his bit.
Posted by BayouBengalRubicon
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2019
381 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 3:26 pm to
"Shoot your Shot!!"

Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
4270 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 3:30 pm to
I guess she got what he came for.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47540 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

He can do it on a whim? That’s impressive


All bullshite and jiz aside, these kinda people ain't normal. Many of them can ejaculate without much physical stimulation.
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
5134 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 3:32 pm to

quote:

"I bent over to grab the chips and as I was doing that, I felt something like wet and warm on my back,

Kinda reminds me of these classic song lyrics:


quote:

On the scene at the supermarket There seems to have been some disturbance here Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened? Yeah, I did I's standin' over there by the tomatoes And here he come Running through the pole beans Through the fruits and vegetables Naked as a jay bird And I hollered over t' Ethel I said, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it's too late She'd already been incensed
Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
1377 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

ShadowJacker


Pretty sure that's one of Pio's alters on here.
Posted by Warmouth
Member since May 2024
34 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 3:44 pm to
But allowing men into women’s bathrooms is a good idea so mentally ill people don’t get their feelings hurt.
Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
1377 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 3:45 pm to
quote:


I usually ejaculate on the ladies at Piggly Wiggly. They don't snitch either.


Do you blame your lack of size on the fact that you just walked down the freezer aisle?
Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
1377 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 3:47 pm to
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
35143 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 4:03 pm to
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
4301 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 4:04 pm to
quote:


i can see her public hair


Youd think a plastic surgeon would be tip top magoo all the time.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99396 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 4:10 pm to
quote:

Did they measure “spatter” pattern?

What was the estimated distance of the “shot?”


There was a second jacker in the produce section.
Posted by Czechessential
Member since Apr 2024
745 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 4:27 pm to
quote:

There was a second jacker in the produce section.


thought he was seen on the glazy roll section?
Posted by WyattDonnelly
Member since Feb 2024
207 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 4:50 pm to
No way that happened. It was a prank and she fell for it.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
35143 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 4:52 pm to
Jizzing on someone in public is not what I would consider a prank.

He did that to a guy there's a good chance he'd of gotten his arse whooped.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51702 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 4:52 pm to
quote:

He can do it on a whim? That’s impressive


This post was edited on 5/14/24 at 4:53 pm
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
7103 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 5:21 pm to
quote:

Sort of shocked this didn’t happen at the Ponce de Leon location, lot more, um, colorful area




Not anymore. That Whole Foods is full of stay at home moms driving minivans or $100k suvs.
Posted by CR4090
Member since Apr 2023
2326 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 5:26 pm to
Skeet, Skeet Doc!
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