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Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:38 am to PurpleandGold Motown
Happened to a friend, he and his wife woke up and there was a dude passed out on their couch. They made him breakfast and he said he just got too fricked up the night before and thought he was at his buddy’s house
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Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:39 am to PurpleandGold Motown
I’m showing this to my wife. Last time my wife was out of town I had a similar situation where a half naked lady ended up in my bed. I had no idea where she came from and my wife doesn’t believe me.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:41 am to TheOcean
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What's her OT rating? That's all I care about
4ish? Wasn't thinking about it tbh.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:42 am to PurpleandGold Motown
Hopefully, she won't claim you assaulted her when she gets her wits back.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:44 am to beerJeep
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They ended up cooking him
I thought this was going to end badly —like cat—before I read on.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:46 am to PurpleandGold Motown
She's your groupie
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:47 am to PurpleandGold Motown
Did she used to live in the house? That happened to my neighbors once. Old lady who had lived at the house over a decade before had a senior moment and went to her old house which was now occupied by a young couple who were startled to see some random old woman walk into their house and make herself at home.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:47 am to prplhze2000
I had a stalker? I'm Sean William Scott famous!
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:48 am to PurpleandGold Motown
I'd have asked for a BJ.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:50 am to AUFANATL
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Did she used to live in the house? That happened to my neighbors once. Old lady who had lived at the house over a decade before had a senior moment and went to her old house which was now occupied by a young couple who were startled to see some random old woman walk into their house and make herself at home.
Not my house. I know the previous owners as I rented before I bought it. But I'm going to walk around and ask the neighbors today. She looked to be in her mid 50s.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:52 am to upgrade
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Pics?
The only right answer here. Several options would be offered after this
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Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:55 am to BigPerm30
quote:FWIW: Mrs BigPerm was similarly paying it forward the weekend she was out of town…..
Last time my wife was out of town I had a similar situation where a half naked lady ended up in my bed. I had no idea where she came from and my wife doesn’t believe me.
Her best defense is her good offense.
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Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:58 am to PurpleandGold Motown
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It was literally a brain reset moment.
I'm pretty sure all women wake up like this
Posted on 5/11/24 at 9:00 am to PurpleandGold Motown
My Dad lived on False River. He and Mom got home from eating dinner at a restaurant and a naked lady was passed out on their porch swing.
I guess this weird crap happens!
I guess this weird crap happens!
Posted on 5/11/24 at 9:00 am to PurpleandGold Motown
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I walked to my living room and there was a woman in a night gown asleep on my floor.
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Posted on 5/11/24 at 9:06 am to PurpleandGold Motown
I want to believe you, but as a long time resident of the Birmingham area, the fact you left the door unlocked is mind blowing
Posted on 5/11/24 at 9:08 am to Thracken13
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Thracken13
I want to believe you, but as a long time resident of the Birmingham area, the fact you left the door unlocked is mind blowing
But I live in Vestavia.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 9:09 am to PurpleandGold Motown
"Dear Penthouse forum ... "
Posted on 5/11/24 at 9:09 am to PurpleandGold Motown
That's how I met my wife.
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