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Former NBA player Glen Davis says prison sentence will 'stop (him) from eating hamburgers'
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:41 am
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:41 am
“Imma be swole, though. I swear to God I’m about to get in so much shape. On God," Davis said. "That's what God say, I'm going to stop you eating hamburgers imma put you in jail. You don't want to stop eating hamburgers and Cheetos? You're going to jail. So now, imma become The Rock.'"
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This post was edited on 5/11/24 at 7:42 am
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Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:41 am to RadRob
That’s a good attitude
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:42 am to RadRob
quote:
On God,"
I rather dislike this phrase. It just sounds so...vulgar.
ETA: although I suppose it's not any different than "I swear to God."
It just leaves out several parts of the sentence because it assumes one already knows what they are saying.
But then they repeat it incessantly which is annoying.
This post was edited on 5/11/24 at 8:05 am
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:43 am to RadRob
Think the Cheetos are on the hamburger or on the side?
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:43 am to RadRob
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:44 am to RadRob
Good for him.
I appreciate someone that sees prison as a way to stop eating Cheetos
Myself, i want to stay under a certain weight class for Jiu Jitsu but hey, he is killing it and has a positive outlook
I appreciate someone that sees prison as a way to stop eating Cheetos
Myself, i want to stay under a certain weight class for Jiu Jitsu but hey, he is killing it and has a positive outlook
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:45 am to RadRob
I’m sure his cell mates can replace the hamburgers with sausage
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:45 am to RadRob
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which authorities quickly proved through his cell phone's geolocation.
People are reatrded.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:45 am to RadRob
quote:
which authorities quickly proved through his cell phone's geolocation.
People are reatrded.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:46 am to RadRob
He will instead be eating cockmeat sandwiches.
This post was edited on 5/11/24 at 7:48 am
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:47 am to RadRob
quote:
You don't want to stop eating hamburgers and Cheetos?
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:48 am to RadRob
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:02 am to RadRob
He's going to be disappointed when he sees the baloney sandwich he gets instead of that hamburger.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:07 am to RadRob
quote:just another retarded clown.
"That's what God say, I'm going to stop you eating hamburgers imma put you in jail. Y
Posted on 5/11/24 at 10:29 am to RadRob
One thing about Glen, he remains positive. Whether he is ripping out keyboards from hotels when they tell him they have no rooms, being found with 126 grams of weed (lots of cash and a ledger of names), or busted for filing $127k of fake insurance claims, he was always positive in the aftermath. He’s never blamed anyone else for having to break the law to maintain a lifestyle after blowing through $32 million (much less after taxes, agents and business managers, but still made O-T baller money) in earnings.
This post was edited on 5/11/24 at 10:35 am
Posted on 5/11/24 at 10:30 am to RadRob
Plot twist: the prison he is going to is known to serve great hamburgers
Posted on 5/11/24 at 10:31 am to RadRob
That guy used to destroy Gattis. I saw the manager asking him to please call ahead once.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 10:34 am to RadRob
it could happen, but let's be honest, Glen... you been fat your whole life... 
Posted on 5/11/24 at 10:58 am to RadRob
He seems to have the IQ of a hamburger bun.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 11:01 am to RadRob
I genuinely feel bad for the guy. Whether it’s simply very low IQ or a diagnosable mental illness, he’s clearly not ok.
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