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Posted on 5/11/24 at 6:05 am to RaoulDuke504
The title was made tongue-in-cheek "Forest Cows"
but I have to wonder if the guy's faking to be funny. The bear spray he's either holding a bag of feed or he's on his own land because those cows behave like they recognize him.. holding a cell phone and recording the entire time..
If it's real though
but I have to wonder if the guy's faking to be funny. The bear spray he's either holding a bag of feed or he's on his own land because those cows behave like they recognize him.. holding a cell phone and recording the entire time..
If it's real though
Posted on 5/11/24 at 6:12 am to Loup
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That's not always true. I've been smoked by a few cows.
I had a few chase after some teenage golf ball shenanigans, but I wasn't legitimately afraid.
I was more concerned about my swing and propensity to hook the ball.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 6:22 am to BIGJLAW
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I opened this up expecting it to be liberal women.
It was.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 6:28 am to OK Roughneck
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Soy Boy and his pepper spray.
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Wait till he runs into one thats actually mad.
Agree the guy is a wuss, but cattle can hurt you big time in the wrong situation as you know better than anybody.
Statistically, cows pose a much greater threat to Americans than bears and sharks combined. Cattle reportedly kill roughly 20 people each year in the United States, while fatal bear and shark attacks average about two per year for each species.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 6:42 am to RaoulDuke504
For those that don't know, and in the Soy boys defense, the BLM (Bureau of land management) and US. Forest Service have leases to run livestock on public lands in the west. That's what this looks like to me. As many have said, I'm sure the cows thought they were getting a free meal from this guys. Ignore them and they will leave you alone. That being said...
Once upon a time, a couple of buddies and I were doing a cross country mountain bike trip and ran across a massive flock of sheep on some Forest service land. It was all good though, until the Great Pyrenees showed up. It became a pretty good sprint for the next little bit. Big dog was not playingaround...
Once upon a time, a couple of buddies and I were doing a cross country mountain bike trip and ran across a massive flock of sheep on some Forest service land. It was all good though, until the Great Pyrenees showed up. It became a pretty good sprint for the next little bit. Big dog was not playingaround...
This post was edited on 5/11/24 at 6:43 am
Posted on 5/11/24 at 6:51 am to Lonnie Utah
Cows actually kill quite a few people every year. Usually because someone gets between them and a fence. Yes, they can squish you, but probably not intentional.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:08 am to RaoulDuke504
If this is what a couple of friendly gals make him scream like, I’d sure hate to hear his boyfriend make him climax.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:17 am to jeffsdad
Back around 1994, my college roommate and I were given permission to fish a nice pond on a guys property. It was located in a fenced pasture. We walked through a gate and there was a herd of heifers with a bull about 200 yards off the right and up on a hill. We had a 400 yard hike across the pasture to get to the pond. Got about halfway there and the bull was moving downhill towards us rather quickly. The herd was following well behind. My buddy was wearing a knee brace and couldn’t really sprint. It was a big bull and seemed like it meant business so we took off half running (because of his brace)to the closest fence line and barely made it there before the bull closed the distance. It was thicket on the other side of the fence and we were buried in that stuff. That bull was crazy. It stood at the fence line stomping its hoof and snorting. Very clear show of aggression. When we would walk through the thicket down the outside of the fence, it just followed along snorting, shaking its head, and stomping its hoof. That SOB never let us in that pasture. I laugh now when I recall the panicked look on my buddies face when we were trying to get to that fence line before that bull got to us. That bull was intent on stomping some arse that day.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:33 am to Professor Dawghair
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Statistically, cows pose a much greater threat to Americans than bears and sharks combined. Cattle reportedly kill roughly 20 people each year in the United States, while fatal bear and shark attacks average about two per year for each species.
So.... How many cows vs how many sharks/bears in existence? You need to know those numbers before you say it is a true statistic
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:36 am to RaoulDuke504
Some people are not suited to be out in nature.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:36 am to Dirk Dawgler
This is the literal meaning of the punchline "you only have to run faster than your buddy."
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:36 am to Beessnax
Is that the opening to Planet of the Cows?
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:48 am to LSUBFA83
I was ten yards ahead and looking back while telling him he needed to keep trying. I was impressed. He innovated a straight leg gallop technique after the initial push to the fence. Made it through with about 10 seconds to spare.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:49 am to Lithium
A mama knocked me for a loop as I was tagging and weighing her newborn. Also worked back of salebarns for 10 years and saw a few aggressive ones who were tired of being jerked around. I never saw a cow you werent messing with get aggressive in a pasture. Cattle vet for 20 years and raised them for 50. Those cows were just curious. Good grief.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:49 am to Lonnie Utah
Love it! It’s so cool to see a dog doing what it’s meant to do. Unless you are on the other end, of course. A GP is my next dog.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:53 am to RaoulDuke504
The cows are following him thinking they are about to get fed. This guy is a dumbass.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:00 am to RaoulDuke504
I've been around cattle a lot. I've had them come up to me expecting to be fed. Licking the truck, trampled on fishing rods, and be a nice as a dog
I didn't do dumb shite like this
I didn't do dumb shite like this
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:43 am to Dixie2023
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Love it! It’s so cool to see a dog doing what it’s meant to do. Unless you are on the other end, of course. A GP is my next dog.
We weren't pissed at the dog at all. He was just doing his job. I don't know what he thought we were but he wasn't taking any chances. Funny thing was, once we got away from the flock, he left us alone. We all got a good chuckle out of it.
We were doing some "adventure biking" using lesser known, lesser utilized trails. My buddy was trying to string together a 100-150 mile route to do over several days. This was just one 10-15 mile leg.
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