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Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:37 pm to JohnnyBgood
quote:Seriously.
Just 100 years ago she’d be considered the worlds fattest woman. Now, she’s an average Wal-Mart shopper.
100 years ago, obesity that bad was so rare that it only existed in circuses.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:42 pm to WinnaSez
quote:
What has this world come to when women are not ashamed of being so fat they need an instrument to wipe their fat asses??
And yet if she set up an only fans account to show how it’s used, she’d probably get 100s of simps to log in and pay to watch
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:46 pm to stout
I've seen those advertised for elderly patients or people with Parkinson's. That's probably who it was designed for. Not fatasses.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:47 pm to stout
I just run my pressure washer into the shower.
Electric, not gas. I'm not a heathen
Electric, not gas. I'm not a heathen
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:48 pm to I20goon
quote:
I just run my pressure washer into the shower.
Electric, not gas. I'm not a heathen
I hope you dont use the 0° tip. That could burn the ole butthole
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:49 pm to stout
Of all the threads I have been sorry I read, this is by far, the worst one ever. There are no words……
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:50 pm to stout
As someone who is left handed and is about to have his left rotator cuff repaired, I’m interested.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:52 pm to auggie
I have used that device. Let me explains for all you immature people who feel good by ridiculing others.
At age 72, the most helpless feeling you can have is during the recovery from a level 3 back fusion surgery at L2, L3 and L4. Your recovery in the surgical unit will last for 3 days. During this period, you are bedridden.
You can only lay on your back. You get lifted from the bed and carried to the toilet. When done, they lift you and then they wipe your butt since you are unable to turn even slightly. Yes it is very demeaning to need someone to wipe your butt.
You then get sent to a rehab hospital for physical therapy so you can learn how to walk again, takes about 14 days. During this time, you learn how to transfer with their help to a device that they use to roll you into the toilet. Once done with your bowel movement, you get handed a tool very similar to what that woman was using so you can learn how to wipe your own butt. The reason you use that tool is the exteme pain you feel when you try to pivot or bend. Your first victory is being able to stan up from the wheel chair and transfer to a walker. Then comes the great day when you manage to walk 10 feet by yourself using the walker.
Finally you get sent home where fortunately you have a bidet.
So to all of you who ridiculed that poor woman, I sincerely hope you have no back surgery in the future that will require you to use that device. But if it does happen then it serves you right for ridiculing people who are having difficulties.
At age 72, the most helpless feeling you can have is during the recovery from a level 3 back fusion surgery at L2, L3 and L4. Your recovery in the surgical unit will last for 3 days. During this period, you are bedridden.
You can only lay on your back. You get lifted from the bed and carried to the toilet. When done, they lift you and then they wipe your butt since you are unable to turn even slightly. Yes it is very demeaning to need someone to wipe your butt.
You then get sent to a rehab hospital for physical therapy so you can learn how to walk again, takes about 14 days. During this time, you learn how to transfer with their help to a device that they use to roll you into the toilet. Once done with your bowel movement, you get handed a tool very similar to what that woman was using so you can learn how to wipe your own butt. The reason you use that tool is the exteme pain you feel when you try to pivot or bend. Your first victory is being able to stan up from the wheel chair and transfer to a walker. Then comes the great day when you manage to walk 10 feet by yourself using the walker.
Finally you get sent home where fortunately you have a bidet.
So to all of you who ridiculed that poor woman, I sincerely hope you have no back surgery in the future that will require you to use that device. But if it does happen then it serves you right for ridiculing people who are having difficulties.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:56 pm to stout
No thanks. I can reach my crack with no problems
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:58 pm to Purplehaze
Damn. I didn’t realize she had back surgery. And, she looks great for 72. Wow, I had it all wrong. I thought she was just fat.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 9:05 pm to Purplehaze
quote:
I have used that device. Let me explains for all you immature people who feel good by ridiculing others.
No one is making fun of her because she had back surgery and had to use it.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 9:37 pm to POTUS2024
With all that fat, I bet there is so much shite that gets stuck to the side walls that never makes it into the toilet.
The shite be passing through there like it’s the big ice wall in game of thrones
The shite be passing through there like it’s the big ice wall in game of thrones
Posted on 5/9/24 at 9:38 pm to stout
Why wouldn’t you just use a bidet?
Posted on 5/9/24 at 9:46 pm to ImJustaBoy
If you are that fat, I don’t think a bidet will work. The folds will completely cover the area where the nozzle is supposed to spray.
Are there any bidet fatties on here that can confirm or deny?
Are there any bidet fatties on here that can confirm or deny?
Posted on 5/9/24 at 10:01 pm to Mr Roboto
quote:
Why not just get a bidet
Probably because incoming water pressure at the house is only around 60 psi and she'd need a water cannon to clean that big nasty arse.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 10:03 pm to saint tiger225
Just shite in the shower and waffle stomp man!
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