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The "Just Bring a Casserole" Low Maintenance Stage of Old Baw Dating.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 11:10 am
Posted on 4/30/24 at 11:10 am
I have recently come to the conclusion that what I really enjoy most is:
1. She arrives with a casserole.
2. We enjoy sexy time and maybe a Netflix movie or a refreshment on the patio.
3. She leaves.
All three elements are critical, and in reverse order of importance. I encourage all properly single OT Baws of a certain age and lifestyle, to incorporate this revolutionary new dating strategy. The next time she calls and says "let's get together" or "we should step this up" just tell her to bring a casserole. Also, if you acquiesce and let her spend the night, you lose. I think this was common knowledge with earlier generations and we just forgot it.
I don't recommend this approach with the young guys, but if you already have a quality established life, money in the bank, a busy career, already did the marriage thing, kids are out of the house, etc., it's the perfect approach.
You may now return to the regularly scheduled Japanese midget porn.
1. She arrives with a casserole.
2. We enjoy sexy time and maybe a Netflix movie or a refreshment on the patio.
3. She leaves.
All three elements are critical, and in reverse order of importance. I encourage all properly single OT Baws of a certain age and lifestyle, to incorporate this revolutionary new dating strategy. The next time she calls and says "let's get together" or "we should step this up" just tell her to bring a casserole. Also, if you acquiesce and let her spend the night, you lose. I think this was common knowledge with earlier generations and we just forgot it.
I don't recommend this approach with the young guys, but if you already have a quality established life, money in the bank, a busy career, already did the marriage thing, kids are out of the house, etc., it's the perfect approach.
You may now return to the regularly scheduled Japanese midget porn.
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Posted on 4/30/24 at 11:11 am to Lsupimp
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You may now return to the regularly scheduled Japanese midget porn.
many thanks
Posted on 4/30/24 at 11:12 am to Lsupimp
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The "Just Bring a Casserole"
Nah…
I just say cotton candy sweetie go, let me see that tootsie roll.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 11:13 am to Lsupimp
One of my dad's friends lost his wife, and this girl he knew from college waited exactly one year from the day his wife died to call him. They hooked up on the regular for quite a while but never got married, although she was with him all the time, even for things like his grandkids ballgames.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 11:16 am to Lsupimp
I brought the widower neighbor chicken and dumplings and he offered to be the next Mr. Squirrel if something happens to my husband. So I think you may be on to something.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 11:19 am to Lsupimp
I didn't read past number 3 but when I think casserole. I think cheese and whatever other heavy cream, meaty, gunky shite you might put in it.
Well none of that is conducive to fricking, unless you're into bloated, farting and belching fricking. Skip the casserole, this ain't a church social you've got going on here.
Well none of that is conducive to fricking, unless you're into bloated, farting and belching fricking. Skip the casserole, this ain't a church social you've got going on here.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 11:36 am to Lsupimp
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I don't recommend this approach with the young guys
I think it’s of equal importance that older single women make sure they properly vet their dating partners.
Especially if she’s financially secure, have a good job/career and retirement benefits, still in good shape and values herself.
Not worth risking everything she’s worked for during her life on a few hours pleasure
(or minutes as the case may be
) Just my two cents here mpLSUpimp
Men come with baggage to ya know…
Posted on 4/30/24 at 11:50 am to Lsupimp
This sounds so depressing
Bring back mesothelioma so men can die at 54 again and women can be schoolmarms like God intended
Bring back mesothelioma so men can die at 54 again and women can be schoolmarms like God intended
Posted on 4/30/24 at 11:54 am to Lsupimp
So she cooks for you then sleeps with you? What does she get out of this arrangement?
Posted on 4/30/24 at 11:55 am to Lsupimp
I used to like seeing what they were like the next morning. Just not too many sleepovers unless you want a girlfriend.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 11:56 am to Lsupimp
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arrives with a casserole.
Is this some kind of secret sex codeword or do you really want a food dish?
Posted on 4/30/24 at 11:57 am to Lsupimp
Had a close friend who divorced in his early 60's. He was shocked at how many divorced and widowed women would just show up with a casserole and offer to stay to help him to eat it. He figured it was because he had a good income and a lot of men his age had died or were complete trash. This was years ago but I hear more of sort of stuff now, especially since most of my friends are old.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:26 pm to Lsupimp
Posted on 4/30/24 at 1:00 pm to Lsupimp
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Also, if you acquiesce and let her spend the night, you lose. I think this was common knowledge with earlier generations and we just forgot it.
Enjoy being childless at 45 wondering where all the good women are and wanting to start a family.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 1:12 pm to Lsupimp
This is almost what got Cutty in The Wire.
He survived prison and the gang wars, but when the single moms started bringing casseroles to the gym, it was nearly the end of him.
He survived prison and the gang wars, but when the single moms started bringing casseroles to the gym, it was nearly the end of him.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 1:36 pm to Lsupimp
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1. She arrives with a casserole.
2. We enjoy sexy time and maybe a Netflix movie or a refreshment on the patio.
3. She leaves.
So "casserole and chill". I may market this.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 2:27 pm to Lsupimp
This thread reminds me of this woman:
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Posted on 4/30/24 at 3:22 pm to Lsupimp
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You may now return to the regularly scheduled Japanese midget porn.
As long as I have this why do I need her? I can make my own casserole.
Nobody loves me like me.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 3:36 pm to Lsupimp
You don’t pay for the casserole, you pay her to take the empty casserole dish home with her.
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