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If Hugh Hefner Had Taken Better Care of Himself

Posted on 4/9/24 at 12:12 pm
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22005 posts
Posted on 4/9/24 at 12:12 pm
He'd be celebrating his 98th birthday today.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68760 posts
Posted on 4/9/24 at 12:13 pm to
I wish I could care for myself like Hugh did.
Posted by North Dallas Tiger
United States of America
Member since Mar 2024
13008 posts
Posted on 4/9/24 at 12:13 pm to
He took GREAT care of himself.

Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
18559 posts
Posted on 4/9/24 at 12:36 pm to
He was swimming in pussy and died at 91. I’d say he did ok.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
85101 posts
Posted on 4/9/24 at 12:38 pm to
He should have settled down with one gal and devoted his life to making her happy and fulfilling her need for resources. Had he done that, he’d be alive today and all that horrible sex would never have happened.
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
6650 posts
Posted on 4/9/24 at 12:43 pm to
Yeah I think he did self care just fine.
Posted by bengalbait
Grove Lounge
Member since Sep 2009
4588 posts
Posted on 4/9/24 at 12:49 pm to
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He should have settled down with one gal and devoted his life to making her happy and fulfilling her need for resources. Had he done that, he’d have died at 83 years old just like the majority of men do.

Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
8188 posts
Posted on 4/9/24 at 12:56 pm to
He was surrounded by hookers and blow. It’s amazing he didn’t die in his 30’s.
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14485 posts
Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:05 pm to
I don't know if he took care of himself- but he definitely helped himself....
Posted by TJack
BR
Member since Dec 2018
3059 posts
Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:08 pm to
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He was surrounded by hookers and blow. It’s amazing he didn’t die in his 30’s.
Exactly and we are supposed to believe nothing but causal hetero sex with willing and of age participants took place over the 50+ years at that mansion?
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21558 posts
Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:13 pm to
Basically had a perpetual grin on his face. I understand.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
19222 posts
Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:16 pm to
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He'd be celebrating his 98th birthday today.



He'd have likely been brought up on criminal charges much like Bill Cosby with the number of women coming forward with stories of rape and sodomy at his hands in the Playboy mansion.
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
7279 posts
Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:23 pm to
He literally lived better than most kings throughout history.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
21114 posts
Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:26 pm to
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He was swimming in pussy and died at 91. I’d say he did ok.


And not just any pussy. He was swimming in the pussy.

I haven't scrolled through the thread yet. Have any old man OT assholes chimed in yet about how he was some sorta pervert or pedophile or whatever else?
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
21114 posts
Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:29 pm to
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He'd have likely been brought up on criminal charges much like Bill Cosby with the number of women coming forward with stories of rape and sodomy at his hands in the Playboy mansion.


Yup. Somebody's chimed in.

Can't we just celebrate the last, great poonhound this country will ever see? Can't we just do that one thing?
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
54608 posts
Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:33 pm to
frick that piece of shite hypocrite. Blamed guns for murder inan interview. But his skin magazine didn’t cause rape.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
3788 posts
Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:33 pm to
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Can't we just celebrate the last, great poonhound this country will ever see? Can't we just do that one thing?


This dude loved pussy so much he went def LONG before he died from all the viagra he was abusing (its a known side effect of continued overusage). Thats a true story and dedication to doing what you love.
Posted by BondJamesBond
Too Far from Tiger Stadium
Member since Oct 2011
410 posts
Posted on 4/9/24 at 2:05 pm to
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He was swimming in pussy and died at 91


fricked himself to death at an early age.
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
18918 posts
Posted on 4/9/24 at 2:06 pm to
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Yeah I think he did self care just fine.

He didn't have to engage in self care. He had ladies for that.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
41933 posts
Posted on 4/9/24 at 2:19 pm to
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Have any old man OT assholes chimed in yet about how he was some sorta pervert or pedophile or whatever else?

Us old man OT assholes are the least of the problem here in the OT.

Hefner was never a perv or pedo to us .... that's your woke cancel culture generations' problems, not ours. We dealt with shite like men .... not women. Why you felt the need to call us "old man assholes" out in your little post is .... lol, well .... it's sorta strange.

The OT never disappoints.
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