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Michael Knowles Eclipse Prophecy

Posted on 4/7/24 at 9:42 pm
Posted by wackatimesthree
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Posted on 4/7/24 at 9:42 pm
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
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Posted on 4/7/24 at 9:44 pm to
Can you hit on the highlights? I don't want to watch a 30 minute video.

Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29291 posts
Posted on 4/7/24 at 9:47 pm to
We all dying tomorrow? Damn it wish I hadn’t cut my yard today. Waste of time.
Posted by RCDfan1950
United States
Member since Feb 2007
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Posted on 4/7/24 at 9:48 pm to
Please give us the cliffs, wack; I don't even know who MK is. Even so, I wouldn't take any prophecy re the eclipse seriously enough to watch 30 minutes off. Could be my bad.
Posted by Thundercles
Mars
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Posted on 4/7/24 at 10:00 pm to
30 minute video for a five minute eclipse? That's rough.
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm
*wears khakis
Member since Jun 2012
11950 posts
Posted on 4/7/24 at 10:00 pm to
Well if the world doesn’t end tomorrow, I’ll be on here shitposting as usual.
Posted by thejuiceisloose
Member since Nov 2018
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Posted on 4/7/24 at 10:04 pm to
3rd downvote
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
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Posted on 4/7/24 at 10:09 pm to

Short version - It'll get dark for a bit, then lighten up.

Posted by POTUS2024
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Posted on 4/7/24 at 10:18 pm to
Eclipse is taking us back to Y2K and everyone's computer is going to shut down.
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
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Posted on 4/7/24 at 10:25 pm to
Total eclipse

This post was edited on 4/7/24 at 10:26 pm
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 4/7/24 at 10:29 pm to
I killed some time and watched. Interesting stuff assuming it's all verified. It was ultimately a good message and not really a doom and gloom apocalypse prediction.

Eta quick recap

It wasn't Knowles' prophecy but his guest's, who is a pastor and author from Texas. They talk about the red heifer, the connection between this eclipse and the 2017 eclipse (Salem/Ninevah), revelations, sign of Jonah, and other stuff I'm sure many of you have heard of at least in part the last week.
This post was edited on 4/7/24 at 10:33 pm
Posted by Padme
Member since Dec 2020
6324 posts
Posted on 4/7/24 at 10:44 pm to
That was cool

And yeah the confederate flag has a big X
Posted by RammerJammer91
Member since Jan 2016
5224 posts
Posted on 4/7/24 at 11:39 pm to
Knowles is a phony. He claims to be a conservative but has proven to be a RINO.
Posted by keks tadpole
Yellow Leaf Creek
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Posted on 4/8/24 at 6:42 am to
All I want to know is if heads will continue roll?
Posted by cajunangelle
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Posted on 4/8/24 at 6:50 am to
I saw an Alaskan family living off the land series and they had red heifer's. so the TX born heifer is perfectly all red?

Posted by msutiger
Shreveport
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 4/8/24 at 9:00 am to
It’s interesting for entertainment but these guys kill a lot of their credibility when they start stretching the truth.

For example, the present the idea that this eclipse will pass over 7 cities in the United States named Nineveh alongside a picture of the path of totality. Only like 2 or 3 of those Nineveh’s are actually in the path of totality. You can say “Well the others are still getting 80%!” But you could make that argument about literally every city in the United States.

When you misrepresent even a portion of something this conspiratorial it makes it difficult to take any thread of it seriously.
Posted by Tree_Fall
Member since Mar 2021
520 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 9:28 am to
Between the old and new testaments, the Bible sends mixed signals as to whether astrology is good or bad.

My take on it is that biblical mentions of celestial things are talking about the sky as seen over Israel and Maybe Babylon. As best I can tell from the internet, there will not be a total eclipse over Jerusalem before 2200. Our modern on-line prophets have 76 years to think about it and ask for donations.
Posted by chris911guy
Milton, FL
Member since Jan 2012
192 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 10:46 am to
This "prophecy" is getting tired quickly. If you map every eclipse ever, you would see a bunch of X's because that's how it works with the Earths rotation. Also, it passes over TWO towns names Nineveh, not seven. On top of that, there is a total eclipse somewhere in the world every 18 months or so, but I guess we are so arrogant that only the eclipses in America could possibly be a prophecy...
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
26097 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 10:49 am to
Do we not remember this happened in 2017? We survived, it was really cool.

I still have the eclipse glasses.




Who the frick down votes that? Snowflake.
This post was edited on 4/8/24 at 10:52 am
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19378 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 5:35 pm to
Well whadaya know? The world didn’t end again
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