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re: Anyone read Arabic?

Posted on 4/4/24 at 8:22 pm to
Posted by theCAW
Polk County
Member since Dec 2023
2808 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 8:22 pm to
quote:

What is written here?

The uaa sucks
What type of morons
Spend $500 million
To build a fricking
Stadium kitchen?
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64641 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 8:22 pm to
Was it really 500 million?
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64641 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 8:31 pm to
quote:

My wife does. It's a grocery list. She read it off to me. I remember olives, yellow squash, grapes, eggs... just a bunch of crap like that.


So my suspicions are confirmed.


They are building an Eggs Erroneous machine in their basement. They have their Ramadan lights on so I'll keep an eye on them.



Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35309 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 8:34 pm to
quote:

Could be wrong, but I think that for that to work OP would need to know how to type Arabic. I don't think computers can read images of people's scribble-scratch handwriting- hence the whole "capcha" thing.



You'd be wrong. Google can live translate using the camera in real time. even hand written. might not be 100% but close enough.

obviously using your phone, not the desktop.
This post was edited on 4/4/24 at 8:35 pm
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
2143 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 8:36 pm to
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
9855 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 8:36 pm to
It says “I can’t wait for boy-love Thursday” and “I fricked a goat so hard last night”
Posted by Porpus
Covington, LA
Member since Aug 2022
1716 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 8:38 pm to
quote:


They are building an Eggs Erroneous machine in their basement.


They'll probably substitute goat for the breakfast sausage. IDK, though. My wife ate a Mutt & Jeff pork rind yesterday.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
6578 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 8:44 pm to
quote:

don't think computers can read images of people's scribble-scratch handwriting


They sort of can, but it's not reliable, but gives you the gist.
Posted by theCAW
Polk County
Member since Dec 2023
2808 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 8:47 pm to
quote:

Was it really 500 million?
400-500
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
6684 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 8:48 pm to
Looks more like Persian.
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
12827 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 8:51 pm to
quote:

Fertilizer. Diesel Fuel. C-4. Timers. Wireless detonator. Burner Phone. Bread. Milk. Vest."

They forgot the vest and had to add it late lol
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21879 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 8:58 pm to
Pickup--
Lettuce(green leaf romaine)
Olives (Kalamata, pitted)
chicken(not frozen, tenderloins)
Oil (olive, virgin, fresh pressed)
Cinnamon/nutmeg ground
Chickpeas(pound, not canned)
Garlic(roasted)
This post was edited on 4/4/24 at 9:14 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124959 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 9:00 pm to
quote:

I pasted the image into Privacy Stealer Translate, and it seems to be a shopping list.


You fool! It's not a shopping list.

I have, using advanced illegal alien technology, sussed out the remainder of the text. Behold its true form! (The remainder of the text will be in parentheses )

"Tisues (will be needed for the blood)
What will he expect (death? Haha no.)
Some + bananaa (peels on his floor will make him slip and bleed from his)
Green eye (and out his brown eye, which since the goat died might be a nice)
option (.)(.) (haha those look like saggy flapjack titties. Haram bae. That reminds me, I need to get some)
spices (for the explosives. I like to leave my calling card in it, like Jessie from breaking bad. The next ship we send into a bridge will be named the)
yahya rose. (Oh, and that reminds me, we'll be expecting)
Another Joseph"(the Big Guy" Biden payment soon. Also we are out of cheez whiz. Aloha Snackbar, your snookiepookie,

Muhammad.)




(P.S. kill that guy deeprig. We've been monitoring his computer and the OT is too close to the truth.)

Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71787 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 9:00 pm to
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
96699 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 9:03 pm to
quote:

Lettuce Olives A chicken Oil (olive) Cinnamon ground Chickpeas Garlic
classic

This would be like the Syrian neighbors finding their American neighbors grocery list and it’s this

Mayo
Frozen waffles
Peanut butter
Coke
Posted by SoDakHawk
South Dakota
Member since Jun 2014
8659 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 9:05 pm to
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.
A crummy commercial.


Lol.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64641 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 9:27 pm to
quote:

Looks more like Persian.


Farci?
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
6955 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 9:29 pm to
i can only read Arabic numerals...
Posted by Gideon Swashbuckler
Member since Sep 2019
5811 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 10:03 pm to
quote:

"Fertilizer. Diesel Fuel. C-4. Timers. Wireless detonator. Burner Phone. Bread. Milk. Vest."



You got me bro. I laughed. Hard.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
6578 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 10:23 pm to
I would eat the shite out of 90% of that list. Lettuce, no bueno.
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