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Scottish Parliament Declares William Wallace Was A Woman After Learning He Wore A Skirt
Posted on 4/2/24 at 3:21 pm
Posted on 4/2/24 at 3:21 pm
quote:BRAVEHEART
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND — The Scottish Parliament declared this week that William Wallace was definitely a woman because most paintings and statues we have of the historical figure depict him wearing a skirt.
"Aye, yes," declared Scottish cabinet member Francis MacDonald. "He was a woman for sure. I mean, she was a woman for sure. Look at that plaid skirt she was wearing here in this old painting. A lass, plain and simple, and anyone who says otherwise will be arrested on the spot."
The rest of the statement was unintelligible due to MacDonald's thick Scottish accent.
The declaration comes on the heels of a new hate speech law in Scotland that makes it illegal to misgender a trans person. After noticing paintings and statues of Scottish freedom fighter William Wallace wearing a skirt, proponents of the law were quick to point out that misgendering the historical hero would constitute a hate crime under the new law.
"If a person wears a skirt, she's a she," said historian Fiona Barclay. "It's as plain and simple as that. We'll be going through all historical records and paintings to determine which historical figures need their pronouns to be updated. As scholars, we know a skirt equals a lass and pants equal a man. It's just science."
At publishing time, experts announced when William Wallace talked about "freedom" he was definitely referring to the liberation of coming out as trans and experiencing true trans joy.
Posted on 4/2/24 at 3:31 pm to TigerVespamon
You will be forced to routinely speak falsehoods in everyday life to avoid being imprisoned by the state.
It’s like we’re returning to the Dark Ages or medieval times.
It’s like we’re returning to the Dark Ages or medieval times.
Posted on 4/2/24 at 3:39 pm to LuckyTiger
In my study of communist societies, I came to the conclusion that the purpose of communist propaganda was not to persuade or convince, not to inform, but to humiliate; and therefore, the less it corresponded to reality the better.
Theodore Dalrymple
Theodore Dalrymple
Posted on 4/2/24 at 3:39 pm to TigerVespamon
William Wallace outed as a male lesbian.
Posted on 4/2/24 at 3:52 pm to TigerVespamon
The people that post Bee atricles insanely idiotic and stupid and you should feel ashamed for posting it articles like its actual news are the most unoriginal unfunny people that exist if you have your own sense of humor make your own jokes all of this is so fricking retared
It's not funny or clever
if you think it is
say hey look there's a really funny thing in a Bee today instead of trying to redo the joke that they've done
you're stupid.. you're dumb you shouldn't be allowed to drive a car by yourself you are what's wrong with America you and the same side of it that repeats MSNBS or Jimmy Kimmel jokes
It's not funny or clever
if you think it is
say hey look there's a really funny thing in a Bee today instead of trying to redo the joke that they've done
you're stupid.. you're dumb you shouldn't be allowed to drive a car by yourself you are what's wrong with America you and the same side of it that repeats MSNBS or Jimmy Kimmel jokes
Posted on 4/2/24 at 4:34 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
you're stupid.. you're dumb you shouldn't be allowed to drive a car by yourself you are what's wrong with America you and the same side of it that repeats MSNBS or Jimmy Kimmel jokes
What the frick did I just read?
Posted on 4/2/24 at 4:37 pm to OWLFAN86
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you're stupid
Go throw a plugged up toaster or radio in your bath water.
Posted on 4/2/24 at 4:44 pm to TigerVespamon
quote:It's how he wore what was beneath his kilt that is definitive.
He Wore A Skirt
Posted on 4/2/24 at 4:54 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
The people that post Bee atricles insanely idiotic and stupid and you should feel ashamed for posting it articles like its actual news are the most unoriginal unfunny people that exist if you have your own sense of humor make your own jokes all of this is so fricking retared
It's not funny or clever
if you think it is
say hey look there's a really funny thing in a Bee today instead of trying to redo the joke that they've done
you're stupid.. you're dumb you shouldn't be allowed to drive a car by yourself you are what's wrong with America you and the same side of it that repeats MSNBS or Jimmy Kimmel jokes
Found the poster who keeps falling for it.
Posted on 4/2/24 at 4:57 pm to CrimsonJazz
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What the frick did I just read?
The unintelligible ramblings of a verified idiot.
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