Dangerous home shop tools

Texas

Ive got a 36" Craftsmen wood lathe that is posessed by Satan and craves blood.

Angle grinder with a cut off wheel. I’ve taken more than one person to the hospital because the wheel came apart. One took 1/3rd of one to the nutsack and had to get stitches.

I have recurring nightmares about my Milwaukee Sawzall.

Lathes scare the shite out of me

Hate it when drilling a hole in steel and the bit grabs as it's about to go through and the torque of the drill twist your wrist.

I used the chainsaw attachment deal for the angle grinder twice. I hated it, so I clamped it in my shop vise and whacked it with a hammer until a few teeth broke, then threw it away.

That was a while before seeing Stumpy Nubs damn near lose half his hand from the same attachment. Those things are dangerous as a rattle snake.

Table saw will absolutely launch a projectile if it gets bound.

I looked for it for 30 seconds and couldn’t find it, but there is a woodworking craftsman-like multi tool (think bandsaw, mitre, lathe, tablesaw, combo monstrosity) that has primary duties of removing flesh from body, but I couldn’t find it. It’s universally understood as the most dangerous piece of woodworking equipment of all-time.

All of mine are deadly because I use them for unintended purposes which results in unplanned failure of the tool.