Bidet Baws

Dry wiping sucks and is nothing more than smearing poo everywhere.

Bring wipes bro.

Y’all love Joe so much you named your toilet after him

Go ahead and order a travel bidet from Amazon while you're thinking about it. I used to end up taking a shower because I never felt like I was cleaned enough when traveling without one.

Bidets are amazing. My bidet has helped me in my pursuit of a career as a tenor. Amazing what a swish of cold water from a bidet does for a groggy old body in the morning.

The Two Tenors and Tee Baab!!

*[rimshot]*

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Then, upon realization you gotta dry wipe, start thinking about life without common amenities?

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Imagine going to the toilet after a night of Mexican or Thai food without a bidet.

Having it knock out that last stubborn little turd that would have your arse itching all day is so satisfying.

I travel with these.



As a bonus they make your a-hole taste minty fresh.

Doesn’t that thing splash shitey water all over the room? I would hate to go into your bidet bathroom and shine a black light. That entire room would probably glow. It probably gets on the bottom of your feet and there would be an illuminated trail leading from your toilet to your kitchen.

Just wipe and wash your hands. It really isn’t that difficult.

Yes.

If you haven’t used paper in a while it’s also an uncomfortable few days.


So I almost started thinking at the last hotel I was at, to get rid of it and go back to just paper so my arse isn’t hurting on trips.

The hotel 2nd shower struggle is real.

The idea of just smearing your shite unless the paper isn’t brown is so primative.