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Current situation in Saigon
Posted on 2/25/24 at 4:08 am
Posted on 2/25/24 at 4:08 am
Hot and humid as balls. Woke up drunk at 12:20pm, killing time until my 11:00pm flight home by way of Haneda. The past 2 nights are a blur but I can positively say, if you have money you can have absolutely anything you want. Arm candy for days.
The street people here are really good folks. Just this afternoon, I’ve had 3 shoe shines and a 1 hour massage with two 19 year olds. I told them I don’t need a massage but I do want to massage them, and they were marvelously compliant.
Ask me anything
The street people here are really good folks. Just this afternoon, I’ve had 3 shoe shines and a 1 hour massage with two 19 year olds. I told them I don’t need a massage but I do want to massage them, and they were marvelously compliant.
Ask me anything
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Posted on 2/25/24 at 4:18 am to Naked Bootleg
Where did you stay? District 1? I never saw much shoe shining activity, but was it actually a shoe shine or was it similar to how a "hot toc" in certain parts of the city isn't actually gonna get you a "haircut" 
Glad you had fun, it's a cool city. Was your trip only 2 days, or is that just all you can remember?
Glad you had fun, it's a cool city. Was your trip only 2 days, or is that just all you can remember?
Posted on 2/25/24 at 4:48 am to Naked Bootleg
You got some suckie suckie eh Rambo?
Posted on 2/25/24 at 5:47 am to Naked Bootleg
Did the women have large Adam's apple?
Posted on 2/25/24 at 6:08 am to Naked Bootleg
Banging prostitutes is your Sunday morning brag?
Posted on 2/25/24 at 6:29 am to Naked Bootleg
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1 hour massage with two 19 year olds. I told them I don’t need a massage but I do want to massage them, and they were marvelously compliant.
Did you stop or keep going when you discovered they had a penis?
Posted on 2/25/24 at 6:35 am to Naked Bootleg
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The past 2 nights are a blur but I can positively say, if you have money you can have absolutely anything you want. Arm candy for days.
Shhh… keep it down brother.. dont let everyone know how awesome it is over there for white guys…. Very easy to find a girlfriend, or three, that are very feminine with zero adams apple…. I have a buddy who just married a Vietnamese lady, lives in Hanoi and absolutely loves it.. but if you let everyone know, then the secret will be out and it’ll be ruined for those of us who are ‘in the know .’
Meanwhile ya got clueless simps in another thread here posting about how they cant find a girlfriend in church in America and how Western women have impossible dating standards.. Well, no shite …..
This post was edited on 2/26/24 at 9:53 am
Posted on 2/25/24 at 6:40 am to Naked Bootleg
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Saigon
This post was edited on 2/25/24 at 11:30 am
Posted on 2/25/24 at 6:55 am to Naked Bootleg
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1 hour massage with two 19 year olds
So, you paid to rub on two teenage dudes
Posted on 2/25/24 at 6:56 am to Naked Bootleg
I must be soft because something about going to a poor country and throwing 5 dollar bills around and banging desperate hookers that seems gross to me.
Posted on 2/25/24 at 7:04 am to Naked Bootleg
I lost interest after hot and humid as balls.
Posted on 2/25/24 at 7:21 am to Naked Bootleg
Did you get to shoot any of the .50’s or rocket launchers?
Posted on 2/25/24 at 7:28 am to Naked Bootleg
I’m sure those young sex workers felt just as invigorated playing with your old, humid induced, sweaty balls.
Posted on 2/25/24 at 7:28 am to Naked Bootleg
So you're Still in Saigon?
Posted on 2/25/24 at 7:39 am to Naked Bootleg
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two 19 year olds
Bet your booty hole is sore
Posted on 2/25/24 at 7:54 am to Naked Bootleg
this thread is all kinds of sad
and i say that as a dude married to a hot Vietnamese chick.... and i didn't have to travel to the other side of the world to find her either, met her in pharmacy school, right here in NOLA...
and pho sucks... that's all
and i say that as a dude married to a hot Vietnamese chick.... and i didn't have to travel to the other side of the world to find her either, met her in pharmacy school, right here in NOLA...
and pho sucks... that's all
Posted on 2/25/24 at 7:55 am to Naked Bootleg
How fat are you?
Posted on 2/25/24 at 7:56 am to Naked Bootleg
pics or gtfo
Posted on 2/25/24 at 8:16 am to Naked Bootleg
What does Hanoi arm candy look like?
Posted on 2/25/24 at 8:20 am to Naked Bootleg
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Hot and humid as balls
There’s a reason they trained soldiers for war at Fort Polk in “Tiger Land”. The climate and terrain was as close as they could get to Vietnam.
Leesville is a shite hole too so it really gives them the true training they need.
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