So-called "moon landing"

So do I have this straight; please correct my facts:

- 20+ years of engineering tests and physics equations trying to get a rocket off the ground on Earth before we actually got something into outer space but yet the LIM just worked the FIRST TIME, no problem, no fuel issues, no "we have never been on the moon so maybe we need to rn some tests" problems launching that SQUARE BOX back into space from the moon's surface, no leaks, no explosions, no incorrect ballast or physicis calculations that were fixed by iterative testing..no it just happened. Perfectly. The first time.

- The MOON CAR. So we are to believe 2 astronauts pulled a magic string (bubba wallace, avert your eyes) and out popped a PERFECTLY working vehicle..again..the first time..why it was a miracle! The fuel; batteries or whatever..just flawlessly worked in -50 degree temps i or whatever the climate was like.

in the 1960s.

WOW. We nailed it without even a single test! If its below 20 for more than a couple days my own car has about a 50/50 chance of starting. No no, trust us.

What a bunch of bull.

We've been distracted this whole time. Area 51 isn't little green aliens and a crashed ship; its a massive facility housing fake gray sand dunes in a sphere painted black on the interior to fake moon landings.

That's way more plausbile than the bullshite about aliens.

Oh and if you have any questions about the 5,000 engineers working for over a decade on the complicated physics and galactic engineering that went into making the MOON CAR work, NASA would like to direct your attention to this HI-TEK 9 second animation that should answer the most critical questions about it.

OFFICIAL NASA MOON CAR UNLOADING ANIMATION



That should shut up the doubters!

now go finish your tax returns. we have to feed the government.