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Why didn’t John McClane take a pair of the dead terrorist’s shoes?
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:39 pm
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:39 pm
Would’ve been a smart move, with all the broken glass and all.
Even Chuck Noland used a dead man shoes when they were too small for him.
Even Chuck Noland used a dead man shoes when they were too small for him.
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Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:40 pm to Hangover Haven
It wasn’t in the script.
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:40 pm to Hangover Haven
He tried didn’t fit
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:42 pm to Hangover Haven
They were too small. Did you watch the movie that’s currently on tv right now?
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:45 pm to Hangover Haven
He tried and they didn’t fit
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:47 pm to Hangover Haven
Euros measure their shoes weird. A normal size ten is like a 44 or 44.5 or some queer shite like that.
How could he have ever known the conversion of Freedom Units to EuroQueer units?
How could he have ever known the conversion of Freedom Units to EuroQueer units?
This post was edited on 1/26/24 at 7:56 pm
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:48 pm to Hangover Haven
Being barefoot throughout the movie helps the audience identify with him as an everyman, not some almost superhuman figure.
Posted on 1/26/24 at 8:46 pm to Hangover Haven
The shoes didn’t match his belt.
HO! HO! HO!
HO! HO! HO!
Posted on 1/26/24 at 8:59 pm to Hangover Haven
They were in european sizes so he didn't know if they would fit.
Posted on 1/26/24 at 9:07 pm to Hangover Haven
quote:
Would’ve been a smart move, with all the broken glass and all.
He tried, the guy’s shoes were too small.
Posted on 1/26/24 at 9:13 pm to Hangover Haven
He tried to, none of them fit.
Posted on 1/26/24 at 9:14 pm to Hangover Haven
The congressman that ran for president once but is now dead?
Posted on 1/26/24 at 9:39 pm to Hangover Haven
There’s a scene in the movie where he positions his feet just right and you can see the prosthetic skin covering his feet wrinkle up.
Posted on 1/26/24 at 11:01 pm to Hangover Haven
That's how you get athlete's foot.
Posted on 1/26/24 at 11:03 pm to Hangover Haven
The killer wore some ugly-arse Bruno Maglis.
Posted on 1/27/24 at 7:39 am to Hangover Haven
As others have stated - he tried and they were too small.
Medically speaking, your shoe size is a positive linear correlation to your penis length and testosterone levels.
John is obviously a “real man” with high testosterone and probably a big johnson. His feet would then be at least a size 13.
Those terrorists were fancy Europeans with guns and probably had low T and small feet.
Not that it matters for this discussion, but I wear a shoe size of 15.
Medically speaking, your shoe size is a positive linear correlation to your penis length and testosterone levels.
John is obviously a “real man” with high testosterone and probably a big johnson. His feet would then be at least a size 13.
Those terrorists were fancy Europeans with guns and probably had low T and small feet.
Not that it matters for this discussion, but I wear a shoe size of 15.
Posted on 1/27/24 at 7:42 am to Hangover Haven
Did you watch the movie?
There is a scene which clearly shows he tries them on but they were too small
Posted on 1/27/24 at 7:50 am to Hangover Haven
MOVIE BOARD
Posted on 1/27/24 at 8:13 am to Hangover Haven
The sizes on the tags were all European and he couldn’t find a US 9.5
Posted on 1/27/24 at 11:07 am to Hangover Haven
wrong board
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