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How you celebrate Burns Night? Bagpipes, tatties, haggis and poetry.
Posted on 1/25/24 at 8:05 am
Posted on 1/25/24 at 8:05 am
Burns Night Supper
Tonight is the traditional Burns Supper, where Scots (and their kith) celebrate their national Poet Rabbie Burns
They play bagpipes,
eat neeps and tatties,
Address a haggis
(When googling "haggis poem" take care not to type in "haggis porn")
And recite poetry
Seems like great fun.
Anyone know a place in BR that does a Burns Night Supper?
Tonight is the traditional Burns Supper, where Scots (and their kith) celebrate their national Poet Rabbie Burns
They play bagpipes,
eat neeps and tatties,
Address a haggis
(When googling "haggis poem" take care not to type in "haggis porn")
And recite poetry
Seems like great fun.
Anyone know a place in BR that does a Burns Night Supper?
Posted on 1/25/24 at 8:13 am to fr33manator
Just pounded an Irn Bru my dear fellow
Alba!
Alba!
Posted on 1/25/24 at 8:14 am to fr33manator
In Tampa, but the Scottish American Society here has a big whiskey tasting and poetry slam every year that’s lots of fun. If you have any Scots heritage, highly recommend checking out your local heritage society, many clubs do really cool events year round.
Posted on 1/25/24 at 8:50 am to fr33manator
It seems it would be nearly impossible to not have a good time at a Burns Supper.
And while many dispute that the The Ball of Kirriemuir was written by Burns, a performance of it would set the mood. Jim Croce does a nice, abridged version:
youtube
And while many dispute that the The Ball of Kirriemuir was written by Burns, a performance of it would set the mood. Jim Croce does a nice, abridged version:
youtube
Posted on 1/25/24 at 9:03 am to fr33manator
My neighbor down the street lived in Scotland for about a decade. He and his family are hosting a Burns Night this weekend, looking forward to it. His haggis got delivered to the wrong house, so I went on a Haggis Hunt yesterday to locate it
Posted on 1/25/24 at 9:05 am to fr33manator
you skipped Auld Lang Syne...
don't confuse this group too much
don't confuse this group too much
Posted on 1/25/24 at 9:07 am to epbart
That was great. I had never heard it before.
And it just totally proves that people in the distant past were just as vulgar and dirty as we are now.
The full version
ETA: god it's so filthy and vulgar and funny. It would be right at place today
And it just totally proves that people in the distant past were just as vulgar and dirty as we are now.
quote:
'Twas on the first of August the party, it began.
Now, never shall I forget, me lads, the gatherin' of the clans
Singing, ``Who hae ye, lassie, (last nicht)
Who hae ye noo?
The ane that hae ye last time (The mon wha hae ye last nicht)
He canna hae ye noo.''
'Twas the gatherin' o' the clans, mon, and everyone was there
A-playin' wi' the lassies an' twinin' curly hair
John McGowan, the father, was very surprised to see
Four and twenty maidenheads a hanging from the tree.
There was dancin' in the meadows, there was dancin' in the ricks,
Ye could nae hear the bagpipes for the swishing o' the pricks.
The bride was in the parlor explainin' to the groom
The vagina, not the rectum, is the entrance to the womb.
The queen was in the parlor, eatin' bread and honey
The king was in the parlor maid, and she was in the money.
The parson's daughter, she was there a sittin' way down front
A wreath of roses in her hair and a carrot up her çunt.
The parson's wife, she was there her arse against the wall,
Shoutin' to the laddie boys, ``I'll take ye one an' all.''
It's the first lady forward, and the second lady back
And the third lady's finger in the fourth lady's crack.
It's a' the ladies back, wi' yer arses tae the wall
If ye can't get fricked at Keriemuir, ye'll never get fricked at all!
The village priest, he was there and on the floor he sat
Amusing himself by abusing himself and catching it on his hat.
The undertaker, he went there dressed in a lime black shroud
Swinging on the chandelier and pissing on the crowd.
There was frickin' i' the stable, there was frickin' i' the ricks
An' ye couldna' hear the music for the swishin' o' the pricks.
The mayor's daughter, she was there and kept the crowd in fits
By jumpin' off the mantle piece and landin' on her tits.
There was screwing on the banister, screwing on the stairs
Ye couldna' see the carpet for the mess o' curly hairs.
The village idiot, he was there, he was a perfect fool.
He sat beneath the oak tree and whittled off his tool.
The village postman, he was there. the puir mon had the pox
He could nae frick the lassies, so he fricked the letter box.
The chimney sweep, he was there, but soon he got the boot,
For every time he farted, he filled the room with soot.
The groom by now was excited an' racin' through the halls
He was pullin' on his pecker an' showin off his balls.
Big John, the farmer, swore an oath, an' then he cursed an' grat
For his forty acre corn field was completely frickit flat.
The minister's wife was there as weel a' buckled to the front
Wi' a wreath o' roses roun' her arse an' thrissels roun' her çunt.
The minister's dochter tae was there an' she gat roarin' fu'
Sae they doubled her ower the midden wa' an' bulled her like a coo.
And when the ball was over, the opinion was expressed:
Although they liked the music, the screwin' was the best.
Alternate chorus (braider Scots than most):
Wi' a fa'll dae it this time
Fa'll dae it noo?
The yin that did it last time
Canna dae it noo.
The full version
ETA: god it's so filthy and vulgar and funny. It would be right at place today
This post was edited on 1/25/24 at 10:31 am
Posted on 1/25/24 at 9:25 am to fr33manator
quote:
That was great. I had never heard it before.
And it just totally proves that people in the distant past were just as vulgar and dirty as we are now.
I thought you'd like it if you hadn't already heard it. Croce's version is PG compared to the original, but colorful nonetheless. And I like his final verse, which isn't in the original (well... sort of original... as this was an oral tradition and there's probably dozens of verses that can be added & taken out):
The village magician he was there
He gave us all a laugh
He pulled his foreskin over his head
And he vanished up his arse
... quite the image
Posted on 1/25/24 at 10:36 am to epbart
quote:
And I like his final verse, which isn't in the original (well... sort of original... as this was an oral tradition and there's probably dozens of verses that can be added & taken out):
I think the the OT should add some verses,
Ahem
Well OweO, yes he was there with his poor monkey too,
He wheeled around the whole place and he never scuffed a shoe,
The gals were givin blowjobs, to every body there,
But Chris could only pull his pud,
At the bottom of the stairs.
Posted on 1/25/24 at 11:09 am to fr33manator
Been to the Burns Night.
Caledonian Society, Descendant of King James II (Stewart)
All I've got out of it is a Royal Stewart crest key chain, but I contemplate it often whilst seated on my throne.
Caledonian Society, Descendant of King James II (Stewart)
All I've got out of it is a Royal Stewart crest key chain, but I contemplate it often whilst seated on my throne.
Posted on 1/25/24 at 11:20 am to epbart
Some tart was screwin' Chicken,
Til' he was fit to burst,
Right next to Egg, on wobbly legs,
A-tuggin' on his wurst,
That age old question, "who came first",
You know it's always asked,
Well they came simultaneously,
On TigerHoney's arse.
Til' he was fit to burst,
Right next to Egg, on wobbly legs,
A-tuggin' on his wurst,
That age old question, "who came first",
You know it's always asked,
Well they came simultaneously,
On TigerHoney's arse.
Posted on 1/25/24 at 11:23 am to fr33manator
quote:the Caledonian Society of BR used to have one
Anyone know a place in BR that does a Burns Night Supper?
Posted on 1/25/24 at 11:39 am to fr33manator
Then a randy Hammertime undid his belt and buckle
dropped his trou, the lasses laughed, and he got to checking knuckles
dropped his trou, the lasses laughed, and he got to checking knuckles
Posted on 1/25/24 at 11:44 am to fr33manator
Posted on 1/25/24 at 11:49 am to PikesPeak
quote:
His haggis got delivered to the wrong house
Yikes.
Somebody got a nasty surprise.
Posted on 1/25/24 at 12:06 pm to epbart
Well Cocomo, he hates the verse,
The poet and the Bard,
But Oh, I Know the awful truth,
Haikus, they get him hard,
Their origin is Japanese,
They come in triplets, see,
Though they are Five, Seven, and Five,
But Cocomo's just Three.
The poet and the Bard,
But Oh, I Know the awful truth,
Haikus, they get him hard,
Their origin is Japanese,
They come in triplets, see,
Though they are Five, Seven, and Five,
But Cocomo's just Three.
This post was edited on 1/25/24 at 12:15 pm
Posted on 1/25/24 at 12:28 pm to epbart
There was an awful Aussie bloke,
He'd love a lass and leave,
Familiar with the poxy whores and warty wizard's sleeves,
His "fever blisters" growing wild,
He may have made a blunder,
For some things you can't wash off,
If you go down on down under
He'd love a lass and leave,
Familiar with the poxy whores and warty wizard's sleeves,
His "fever blisters" growing wild,
He may have made a blunder,
For some things you can't wash off,
If you go down on down under
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