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re: How you celebrate Burns Night? Bagpipes, tatties, haggis and poetry.
Posted on 1/25/24 at 12:39 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 1/25/24 at 12:39 pm to fr33manator
larry leo scoured the web looking for some smut
found a comely lady with a very shapely butt
posted sports-lite content of the talented pole-vaulter
pleased to think noone knew that he was chicken's alter
found a comely lady with a very shapely butt
posted sports-lite content of the talented pole-vaulter
pleased to think noone knew that he was chicken's alter
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Posted on 1/25/24 at 12:49 pm to epbart
Well Owlie, that old Mexican, you know that he was there,
Resplendent in his flag shirt and his head of luscious hair,
But these days he don't move so well, although he'd love to poke,
So Rice's swim team came on by,
The girls all had a stroke
Resplendent in his flag shirt and his head of luscious hair,
But these days he don't move so well, although he'd love to poke,
So Rice's swim team came on by,
The girls all had a stroke
Posted on 1/25/24 at 1:19 pm to fr33manator
well done... Owlfan with some combo of poke/joke/stroke came to mind for me, but I couldn't pull that off, and didn't think to transfer the stroke away from him, which lightens the touch a bit.
SloFlo deftly chatted up a lady
he had some intent to bone
but as he waxed, her interest waned
And he got friend-zoned
Now old witty Kafka finally had his chance
When he asked a lovely lady if she would like to dance
But as his hands sat lightly upon her bonny buns
He was too distracted by another ghastly pun.
SloFlo deftly chatted up a lady
he had some intent to bone
but as he waxed, her interest waned
And he got friend-zoned
Now old witty Kafka finally had his chance
When he asked a lovely lady if she would like to dance
But as his hands sat lightly upon her bonny buns
He was too distracted by another ghastly pun.
Posted on 1/25/24 at 1:36 pm to epbart
to the orgy in his mom jeans, Darth gripped tightly on the throttle,
In his other hand, his Panzer date,
Vader said "I brought a model."
In his other hand, his Panzer date,
Vader said "I brought a model."
This post was edited on 1/25/24 at 1:37 pm
Posted on 1/25/24 at 1:42 pm to LA Lightning
quote:
Descendant of King James II (Stewart)
Nice..
My mother told me growing up that we were distant to Mary QoS, but i never cared until i was older and was in fact able to have ancestry trace it back past the Stewarts
Posted on 1/25/24 at 2:37 pm to Godfather1
quote:What's worse is I'm probably on the ring app "stealing packages from a neighbor"
Yikes.
Somebody got a nasty surprise.
Posted on 1/25/24 at 2:48 pm to fr33manator
Lived in Scotland for 4 years. Loved it. Burns night was always a good time with the locals.
Posted on 1/25/24 at 3:16 pm to epbart
Well Mmmmbeer brought his daughter,
And lord don't ask me why,
He said "I'm so progressive, you can give her a creampie."
Now maybe I'm old-fashioned, perhaps I'm just a prude,
Most dads don't like their daughters getting drilled by random dudes.
And lord don't ask me why,
He said "I'm so progressive, you can give her a creampie."
Now maybe I'm old-fashioned, perhaps I'm just a prude,
Most dads don't like their daughters getting drilled by random dudes.
Posted on 1/25/24 at 8:47 pm to epbart
Well AntiqueTiger did it,
Upon a pile of junk,
He brought along some old shoes,
And stained tshirts that stunk,
The lass she was compliant,
She let him have his way,
Then swindled all the profits,
That he'd gotten off EBay.
Upon a pile of junk,
He brought along some old shoes,
And stained tshirts that stunk,
The lass she was compliant,
She let him have his way,
Then swindled all the profits,
That he'd gotten off EBay.
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