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You baws signing up for the new chemistry class at Rice University?

Posted on 1/19/24 at 2:46 pm
Posted by trentw
Member since Aug 2015
192 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 2:46 pm
Don't know if you guys filled out your schedule yet, but Rice is offering some unique opportunities to learn.

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Students will apply chemical tools and analysis to understand Black life in the U.S. and students will implement African American sensibilities to analyze chemistry.


Rice - AFROCHEMISTRY
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 1/19/24 at 2:47 pm to
Can't wait for QJenk's take on this nonsense.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89638 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 2:47 pm to
#Clownworldcontinues
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
14164 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 2:48 pm to
Rice used to be a very highly regarded institution. This is sad.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13997 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 2:48 pm to
Another day, another story that's going to make me join the aliens when they come to frick our species up
Posted by SouthPlains
Member since Jul 2023
561 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

apply chemical tools and analysis to understand Black life in the U.S. and students will implement African American sensibilities to analyze chemistry


A/k/a “cooking crack”
This post was edited on 1/19/24 at 2:49 pm
Posted by LazloHollyfeld
Steam Tunnel at UNC-G
Member since Apr 2009
1603 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 2:49 pm to
Ain’t gotta go to college to learn how to cook crack
Posted by geauxjuice
t(-.-t)
Member since Jan 2007
4130 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 2:51 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/19/24 at 5:42 pm
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54970 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

I started selling dope back in 1986
I bought a Cadillac and put them thangs on that bitch
The brains blowed out with the white leather seats
Fienders screaming for that butter cause that other shite is weak
I was only 17 had the neighborhood hooked
Had 'em stealing out they crib cause my crack taste like ribs
I'm up in the morning with the rest of these rookies
You out here selling them dimes, bitch I'm out here selling them cookies
I'm flying out of town getting them thangs for 12-5
400 for an ounce and 650 when it's dry
Pyrex dishes in the motherfricking kitchen
Word around town Mr. Bigg got them chickens
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
6846 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 2:54 pm to
Afro sheen does involve a lot of chemistry. Gotta make sure it holds
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12670 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 2:54 pm to
I really figured Afroengineering would be first.
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
51919 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 2:55 pm to
“No final exam”

At least they understand the academic needs of the intended base
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
1324 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 2:55 pm to
quote:

Long Title: AFROCHEMISTRY: THE STUDY OF BLACK-LIFE MATTER

I don’t know why, but this made me laugh.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62916 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 2:55 pm to
What chemistry is different between blacks and other races?
Is the Periodic Table racist now?
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
51919 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 2:58 pm to
Instructor looks about what you expect. You can feel the smug “I’m better than you by default just because of what I believe” through the frame. Also of note: she isn’t even in the chem department, but rather our old friend DEI

This post was edited on 1/19/24 at 2:59 pm
Posted by SPEEDY
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Member since Dec 2003
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Posted on 1/19/24 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

African American sensibilities


Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
5915 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 3:01 pm to
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Arkansas
Member since Jun 2009
13331 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 3:02 pm to
c on z about to spliffin the scrilleous crate up in chere!
Posted by bulletprooftiger
Member since Aug 2006
2053 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 3:05 pm to


Is this the exam?

quote:

Never cook yo dope it might come out brown
Them fiends gonna run yo arse clean outa town
But frick that I'm bout to put my soldias in the game
And tell ya how to make crack from cocaine.
1. Look for the n*gga wit the whitest snow
2. No buying from no n*gga that you don't know
make yo way to the kitchen where the stove be
You get the baking soda I got yo D
Get the triple beam and measure out yo dope
Mix one gram of soda every seven grams of coke
An shake it up until it bubble up an get harder
Then sit the tube in some ready made cold water
Twist the bitch like a knot while it's still hot
And watch that shite while it can rise to the frickin top
Now ya cocaine powda is crack.
N*gga I hopes you strapped cause you might get jacked.
Posted by Hou_Lawyer
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2019
1904 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 3:05 pm to
It’d be nice to have a Rice board….

Clown class and clown professor. This isn’t a STEM course- it’s more akin to Geology 101 (“rocks for jocks”) which mostly athletes would take to satisfy core classes outside of your major.

Looks bad on the university and should be laughed at.
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