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My girlfriend gave me an ultimatum.
Posted on 12/22/23 at 8:15 pm
Posted on 12/22/23 at 8:15 pm
She said she is going to break up with me unless I sign a legal contract stating that she gets half of my assets if we ever break up.
(Yes, that is my sarcastic way of saying that she wants to get married).
I told her that I ran the numbers and it sounds a lot cheaper to just break up now instead of her idea where she gets half of my stuff if we break up.
She didn't like that answer.
I'll miss her if she bolts, but not as much as I would have missed half of my life savings.
That life savings took years to accrue.
A girl can be replaced tomorrow.
(Yes, that is my sarcastic way of saying that she wants to get married).
I told her that I ran the numbers and it sounds a lot cheaper to just break up now instead of her idea where she gets half of my stuff if we break up.
She didn't like that answer.
I'll miss her if she bolts, but not as much as I would have missed half of my life savings.
That life savings took years to accrue.
A girl can be replaced tomorrow.
This post was edited on 12/22/23 at 9:03 pm
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Posted on 12/22/23 at 8:16 pm to Bossier City Boss
This post was edited on 12/22/23 at 8:17 pm
Posted on 12/22/23 at 8:16 pm to Bossier City Boss
Thanks for letting us know. 
Posted on 12/22/23 at 8:16 pm to Bossier City Boss
Either you’re lying or you found a special chick.
Posted on 12/22/23 at 8:16 pm to Bossier City Boss
Things that didn't happen, for $1K, Alex.
Posted on 12/22/23 at 8:16 pm to Bossier City Boss
What an idiot. She could have honey-dicked you and won. Instead she's probably ugly crying in her Kia Sonata
Posted on 12/22/23 at 8:18 pm to Bossier City Boss
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unless I sign a legal contract stating that she gets half of my assets if we ever break up.
So she wants to get married?
If you have substantial assets, sign a prenup and marry her.
If you don't want to marry her, let her go.
Posted on 12/22/23 at 8:20 pm to Bossier City Boss
Corrective rape.
Hypothetically speaking, of course.
Hypothetically speaking, of course.
Posted on 12/22/23 at 8:20 pm to Bossier City Boss
If you knew how to lay pipe, it never would have gotten to this point
Posted on 12/22/23 at 8:21 pm to Bossier City Boss
Was it Elon that ask, which can you live without?
Posted on 12/22/23 at 8:21 pm to Bossier City Boss
Sounds like she likes/loves your belongings more than yourself. Pretty easy decision in my opinion.
Posted on 12/22/23 at 8:21 pm to Bossier City Boss
quote:
She said she is going to break up with me unless I sign a legal contract stating that she gets half of my assets if we ever break up.
wtf yea if you did that she would leave right after
frick all that
Posted on 12/22/23 at 8:21 pm to Bossier City Boss
What is this shite?
Posted on 12/22/23 at 8:22 pm to Bossier City Boss
Posted on 12/22/23 at 8:24 pm to Bossier City Boss
Posted on 12/22/23 at 8:26 pm to Bossier City Boss
Get out.
Posted on 12/22/23 at 8:26 pm to Bossier City Boss
That’s interesting. But, did u know Jigg and Celly Cell were killed in Milwaukee today.
Posted on 12/22/23 at 8:27 pm to Bossier City Boss
I’m sure that $22.75 won’t help her retire
Posted on 12/22/23 at 8:28 pm to Bossier City Boss
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