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re: Whoever engineered this stage deserves an award

Posted on 12/20/23 at 4:59 pm to
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
1686 posts
Posted on 12/20/23 at 4:59 pm to
That was freakin' hilarious...made my day.
Posted by Locoguan0
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2017
4333 posts
Posted on 12/20/23 at 5:02 pm to
Hah. I was expecting some interesting engineering, not a feat of godly strength.
Posted by undkeith
South Carolina
Member since Aug 2007
525 posts
Posted on 12/20/23 at 5:06 pm to
Food deserts
Posted by Scuttle But
Member since Nov 2023
1301 posts
Posted on 12/20/23 at 5:44 pm to
quote:

Guaranteed every one of them uses a scooter at Walmarks.



No chance a Walmart scooter could support most of them.
Posted by killedbyindians
Earth
Member since Jun 2022
1185 posts
Posted on 12/20/23 at 6:10 pm to
No. Nope. Goddamn NO. I don’t even want to imagine the smell no way they can wash all that.
Posted by ronk
Member since Jan 2015
6229 posts
Posted on 12/20/23 at 6:14 pm to
Lizzo has lost a couple pounds. Good for her.
This post was edited on 12/20/23 at 6:18 pm
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49867 posts
Posted on 12/20/23 at 6:44 pm to
Their fat rolls have fat rolls
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 12/20/23 at 7:52 pm to
Them shoes deserve a standing ovation
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4117 posts
Posted on 12/20/23 at 8:49 pm to
A factor of safety of a bazilllion isn’t that impressive of an engineering feat.
Posted by The Don
Praireville
Member since Sep 2006
864 posts
Posted on 12/20/23 at 9:39 pm to
Pretty sure I sat next to her on my flight from Atlanta today.
Posted by Paradiddler
in a groove
Member since Jul 2016
1317 posts
Posted on 12/20/23 at 10:47 pm to
For fricks sake, bitches lower leg is bigger than my torso and I am 200 lbs. She will soon be bed ridden, keeping snacks warm in her fat rolls. Hell, she has to be using her bathtub for a toilet.
Posted by num1lsufan
Meraux
Member since Feb 2004
1208 posts
Posted on 12/21/23 at 4:56 am to
She's got the moves
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
16898 posts
Posted on 12/21/23 at 6:19 am to
That’s got to be 450 lbs right?

That woman needs help. She isn’t going to live very long like that.
This post was edited on 12/21/23 at 6:22 am
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21866 posts
Posted on 12/21/23 at 6:25 am to
She could be the best goalie in NHL history. Just have to worry about the ice cracking though
Posted by Animal
Member since Dec 2017
4222 posts
Posted on 12/21/23 at 6:40 am to
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People can joke but with heels on she is really introducing point loads to would test a 50lb/sqft live load design. Probably exceeding that by a factor of 4 and getting enough deflection to stretch nails a bit and loosen floorboards.


Are you a PE?
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
24365 posts
Posted on 12/21/23 at 7:24 am to
The comments on X
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
28157 posts
Posted on 12/21/23 at 8:05 am to
quote:

Picture this.

-She parks the car
-tilts the steering wheel up
-moves the seat back
-leans toward the passenger seat
-swings left leg out
-swings right leg out
-grabs steering wheel and door panel to slide butt toward door
-leans forward to get center of gravity over thighs
-grabs b pillar and door panel and pulls body out car
-stands up and takes several minute break to catch breath


and at the Winn-Dixie, she uses the space reserved for Purple Heart recipients.
Posted by SuperOcean
Member since Jun 2022
3301 posts
Posted on 12/21/23 at 8:19 am to
Think about those ankles ...how well they are designed. Organic flexible hinges that support that movement as designed ( for now at least) with that weight
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