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Posted on 12/12/23 at 10:41 am
Posted by Jax-Tiger
Port Saint Lucie, FL
Member since Jan 2005
24785 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 10:41 am
The US after global warming melts the polar ice caps.

I'm gonna have to get a boat. I'm 100 miles north of Miami.
Posted by TNTigerman
James Island
Member since Sep 2012
10519 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 10:42 am to
Screwed.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
261735 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 10:42 am to
Looks like the most progressive cities in the country will be underwater.

Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
96456 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 10:42 am to
You know ice makes the water level higher, not lower, right?
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
74319 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 10:43 am to
Looks like i will have to fly back to SoCal
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49312 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 10:44 am to
I'm North of Houston, so it looks like I'll have a beach front property.
Posted by DoubleDown
New Orleans, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2008
12882 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 10:44 am to
lol, if the polar ice caps melt - New Orleans will be an underwater city. If it isn't, it'll be a city that's -50ft below sea level with 100 ft walls surrounding it. Sad cause I live here.

I think Baton Rouge and Slidell would be the new "New Orleans".
Posted by GBPackTigers
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2009
1094 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 10:46 am to
Al Gore showed this picture 30 years ago and said this is what the US will look like in the year 2000. He now is one of the richest men in the US flying on personal jets, living in multiple homes.

Get it yet, libs?
Posted by killedbyindians
Earth
Member since Jun 2022
1185 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 10:46 am to
quote:

I'm North of Houston, so it looks like I'll have a beach front property.


Same here in Mississippi. Since I can’t justify buying a beach house right now I’ll just keep burning diesel til the beach comes to me.
Posted by Itismemc
LA
Member since Nov 2008
4723 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 10:47 am to
When I have a glass of ice water filled to the brim, it never overflows in the morning after it all melts.....
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105450 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 10:47 am to
I could have a home in every one of those sections and still not be screwed because it's BS
Posted by beebefootballfan
Member since Mar 2011
19051 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 10:48 am to
Beachfront Property incoming. Ima make a killing off my house.
Posted by NashvilleTider
Your Mom
Member since Jan 2007
11413 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 10:49 am to
They taught me in 1985 that we wouldn't have water in the year 2000
I'm going to be fine.
Posted by lake chuck fan
westlake
Member since Aug 2011
9260 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 10:50 am to
Meh. I'll be fine. They won't melt anytime soon, in spite of what the insane lefties and Greta tell you.
Posted by Jax-Tiger
Port Saint Lucie, FL
Member since Jan 2005
24785 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 10:50 am to
quote:

I'm North of Houston, so it looks like I'll have a beach front property.


I think the powers that be that are displaced from their homes along the east coast will have you taxed until you are forced to sell, so they can force you out and move in. I would not expect that they would allow common folk to live on the ocean front...
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
30000 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 10:50 am to
When coastal progs start selling their properties and running for higher ground I’ll start being concerned with climate change.
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
6593 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 10:51 am to
No oceanfront property in Arizona, no care.
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
17938 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 10:53 am to
quote:

You know ice makes the water level higher, not lower, right?


Scientific facts? Get the frick outta here.
Posted by Jax-Tiger
Port Saint Lucie, FL
Member since Jan 2005
24785 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 10:53 am to
quote:

When coastal progs start selling their properties and running for higher ground I’ll start being concerned with climate change.


I got my eye on Nick Saban and Tiger Woods. Those guys are on the ocean. I'm 15 miles inland. When I see them moving to the west of me, I'll move.
Posted by BigJim
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2010
14516 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 10:54 am to
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When I have a glass of ice water filled to the brim, it never overflows in the morning after it all melts.....



Right...for Arctic ice. But Antarctic ice sits on land so that's an issue.

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