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re: 50% of Survey men believe they could land airplane safely with Air Traffic Guidance
Posted on 12/6/23 at 1:06 pm to thelawnwranglers
Posted on 12/6/23 at 1:06 pm to thelawnwranglers
I wouldn't be very confident today. But there was a time in the late 80's I would have nailed it every time. Once you could figure out how to land a plan in this situation (see below) bringing one down in a big arse airport would have been a piece of cake.
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![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/mEwsbLkgc7w/hqdefault.jpg)
Posted on 12/6/23 at 1:07 pm to teke184
I just assume the big planes have all kinds of "autocorrect" stabilizers/levelers whatever they are.
The small plane you've got to do it perfectly with the steering wheel.
The small plane you've got to do it perfectly with the steering wheel.
Posted on 12/6/23 at 1:07 pm to Saintsisit
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think the hardest part would be, initial coms
Right before touch down I would yell Leeeroy Jenkins
Posted on 12/6/23 at 1:09 pm to thelawnwranglers
Posted on 12/6/23 at 1:11 pm to thelawnwranglers
I can give control instructions, but I don't know dick about flying an aircraft. I am sure with the help a pilot of that airframe over the radio and no adverse conditions some with slightly above average IQ could land ,but just with the help of ATC and no experience not a chance.
Posted on 12/6/23 at 1:13 pm to Alt26
I take one look at that and I hear engine noise and an explosion.
Posted on 12/6/23 at 1:17 pm to thelawnwranglers
I think I could with assistance from Air Traffic Control. I wouldn’t want to ever have to try that shite though. I don’t even like flying.
Eta: if we crash, and y’all survive, I just want you to know y’all can eat me!
Eta: if we crash, and y’all survive, I just want you to know y’all can eat me!
This post was edited on 12/6/23 at 1:28 pm
Posted on 12/6/23 at 1:19 pm to ugasickem
I've had my opportunity to fly some USAF heavy sims....everyone on board is screwed
Posted on 12/6/23 at 1:21 pm to thelawnwranglers
These are the same yokels who think their kid's AAAAA basketball team would smoke the Atlanta Dream.
Posted on 12/6/23 at 1:23 pm to thelawnwranglers
I'm waiting for the pilots of the OT to chime in. I've listened to ATC recordings of them talking panicked students flying solo through a landing. Could a flight instructor get on the radio and talk you through the steps? Last time this thread got posted, I agreed with the response "I don't know if I could do it, but I'm damn sure not sitting in the back of the plane wondering if someone dumber than me is trying."
Posted on 12/6/23 at 1:24 pm to Alt26
You know how many times I crashed and burned on that game? Enough times, to where I quit playing it.
Posted on 12/6/23 at 1:27 pm to ugasickem
I’d 100% be able to get us all the way to the scene of the crash.
Posted on 12/6/23 at 1:27 pm to td1
I bet you beat the paramedics there by a good half hour.
Posted on 12/6/23 at 1:28 pm to BengalBen
Yeah everyone would be dead if I was in that situation ![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/IconLOL.gif)
![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/IconLOL.gif)
Posted on 12/6/23 at 1:30 pm to thelawnwranglers
I think a better survey would be the percentage of air traffic guidance professionals that believe they could talk someone without flight experience through a safe landing. I assume I’m competent enough to follow the instructions of the professional to get the plane on the ground, but I really don’t have a frame of reference that allows me to know one way or the other if my assumption is reasonable.
Posted on 12/6/23 at 1:32 pm to td1
I think I’d be able to keep it it the air long enough for everyone to shite their pants while I tried to figure out what to do. Then I’d forget about putting the wheels down on landing, maybe land it, survive with no survivors because everyone died of heart attacks
Posted on 12/6/23 at 1:34 pm to PrecedentedTimes
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But yea landing a jumbo jet would be hard as hell. More controls than a pipe organ
Less controls, more dynamic changes
Posted on 12/6/23 at 1:38 pm to thelawnwranglers
You can go to a regional airport and learn how to fly and land a small plane in a relatively short period of time so I would think I could handle landing one of those
I don't think there's anyway I could land a large jet without some kind of training or practice because that would be a very stressful situation
I don't think there's anyway I could land a large jet without some kind of training or practice because that would be a very stressful situation
Posted on 12/6/23 at 1:39 pm to TheFlyingTiger
I wonder if they would even coach you to get to airport or next think you know you are over a field and get shot down
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