My Grandfather wants me to spread his ashes at Tiger Stadium

not worth getting arrested for.

Do it. Just know that if you’re caught sneaking a bag of gray/white-ish powder into tiger stadium, you should simply say it’s cocaine. Way less weird.

Just carry them in your pocket to each game and wait for the next time we rush the field.

youre a bad grandson if you dont follow through. definitely do it without asking permission

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my wife has spread ashes of her parents over quite a few cool parts of the world, you don't have to dump the entire bag out at once, that said it would have been much easier to do a few years ago before they tightened up security, use your imagination

Take the stadium tour. When you get to the field, tell the guide it's always been a dream of yours to stand at midfield. Of course, you will have a hole in your pocket and the bag of ashes, which will conveniently fall as you walk the line.

Do it!

He didn't say to do it during a game.

Schedule one of those tours, or participate in the Tiger Stadium marathon or the golf event they hold there. Get close to midfield, say your goodbyes and be discrete.

I'm here for it because it means we win a big enough game for you to not get busted when the crowd rushes the field. In short, EPIC game.

Put a bag in your pocket full of gramps when you go to the next game... Drop some all around the place; he won't know the difference.

We spread my dad's ashes per his request- specifically on 16 green where my folks lived... But I left a little for the bunker because that dude lied his arse off playing golf. He needed to pay with some ashes for all those lies.

If you manage to actually do it, just know that the ashes are going to get vacuumed up and your grandfather's final resting place will be a trashbag.