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Posted on 9/30/23 at 11:04 am
Posted by tjohn deaux
GA
Member since Feb 2007
10179 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 11:04 am
I did a search and couldn't find it. Kids these days

Teen Dies After Standing Up Through Sunroof and Hitting Concrete Beam in Mall Parking Garage

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"It was reported to police that a Toyota Camry sedan was travelling through the parkade when an adult male passenger stood up through the sunroof of the sedan," police said in a statement. "As the vehicle was passing underneath a ramp, the passenger struck a concrete beam."

Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119618 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 11:05 am to
Probably looking at his phone instead of where he was going.
Posted by Dawg7730
Member since Mar 2021
1832 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 11:06 am to
Darwin is undefeated
Posted by Johnny Roastbeef
Somewhere in Bartow County
Member since Sep 2018
1963 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 11:06 am to
I feel like we’ll be handing out Darwin awards more often with Gen X.
This post was edited on 9/30/23 at 11:07 am
Posted by secfballfan
Member since Feb 2016
2969 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 11:10 am to
Those damn Canadians
Posted by Thundercles
Mars
Member since Sep 2010
5137 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 11:10 am to
Hereditary 2
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
47914 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 11:11 am to
quote:

I feel like we’ll be handing out Darwin awards more often with Gen X.


Gen X already has theirs… youngest Gen X is about 40 now
This post was edited on 9/30/23 at 11:12 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124657 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 11:14 am to
"Hey Kid! Duck!"


"No I think that's just some conc-"
Posted by tjohn deaux
GA
Member since Feb 2007
10179 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 11:15 am to
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65974 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 11:28 am to
quote:

feel like we’ll be handing out Darwin awards more often with Gen X.


We earned ours in the 80s and 90s. Learn your alphabets (Z)
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18843 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 11:35 am to
New York had four teens die in the first six months of 2023, with two more seriously injured, from subway surfing. LINK

Subway surfing has been around for decades, but TikTok and the like are making it more popular than ever.

One encounter with a head-high beam, and your arse is dead.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79390 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 11:44 am to
Probably wasn’t a good gene pool to begin with
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
19669 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 11:45 am to
Schmack!!!
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
67051 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 11:50 am to
Darwin wins again.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62934 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 11:51 am to
Died of natural causes.

Because it's only natural if a human head hits a solid concrete beam at a certain enough speed, it's not gonna live.
Newton's laws are of nature
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17076 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 11:52 am to
That’s definitely not the way you want to go about getting ahead in life
Posted by redneck hippie
Stillwater
Member since Dec 2008
5609 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 11:58 am to
Similar local story happened in Edmond OK this summer. It was a 15 year old girl out drinking in the passenger side. She stuck her head out the window and a mailbox busted her face. It was in an affluent area, which shouldn’t matter, but every single news story about it highlighted the area where it occurred.

Edmond teen left with 'grave injuries' after getting intoxicated, hitting head on mailbox
Posted by killinme_smalls
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2005
448 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 12:15 pm to
I remember around 1997/1998 there was a Northeast High senior in Pride, had finished school but graduation was a couple of days away, did something similar in a T top firebird I believe. It was a power line that was low hanging over the road that got him, the power line won. I think his twin brother was driving or maybe a passenger in the car.
Posted by tjohn deaux
GA
Member since Feb 2007
10179 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 12:16 pm to
Everyone laughs that we stood in the back of the truck going 60down the road when we were kids.
Posted by ILurkThereforeIAm
In the Shadows, Behind Hedges
Member since Aug 2020
488 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 12:32 pm to
This was an intro to an episode of Six Feet Under.
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