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If You Were Doing A Remake of The Original Jaws
Posted on 9/16/23 at 8:29 pm
Posted on 9/16/23 at 8:29 pm
Who would you cast as the big 3??
1. Sheriff Brody - Gerard Butler
2. Quint - Russell Crowe
3. Hooper - McConaughey
1. Sheriff Brody - Gerard Butler
2. Quint - Russell Crowe
3. Hooper - McConaughey
Posted on 9/16/23 at 8:31 pm to HogBalls
quote:3 BIPOC trannies
Who would you cast as the big 3??
Posted on 9/16/23 at 8:42 pm to HogBalls
Dylan Mulvaney
Lizzo
Kathy Griffin
Posted on 9/16/23 at 8:45 pm to HogBalls
Brody: Jake Gyllenhaal
Hooper: Timothée Chalamet
Quint : Liam Neeson or Denzel Washington
Hooper: Timothée Chalamet
Quint : Liam Neeson or Denzel Washington
This post was edited on 9/16/23 at 8:46 pm
Posted on 9/16/23 at 8:51 pm to HogBalls
Sherrif - jon berthal or Chris Pratt
Quint - Gary oldman
Hooper - miles teller or shia
Quint - Gary oldman
Hooper - miles teller or shia
Posted on 9/16/23 at 8:57 pm to HogBalls
Hooper - Jason Shwartzman
Quint - Clint Eastwood
Brody - Paul Dano
Quint - Clint Eastwood
Brody - Paul Dano
Posted on 9/16/23 at 9:16 pm to HogBalls
Quint should be played by Ian Shaw
Posted on 9/16/23 at 9:35 pm to HogBalls
Brody - The Rock
Hooper - Kevin Hart
Quint - Johnny Depp
Hooper - Kevin Hart
Quint - Johnny Depp
Posted on 9/16/23 at 9:51 pm to HogBalls
quote:
Who would you cast as the big 3??
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
Posted on 9/16/23 at 10:17 pm to HogBalls
quote:
1. Sheriff Brody - Brendan Fraser
2. Quint - Liam Cunningham
3. Hooper - Paul Giamatti
Not enough sex appeal so they would probably cast Ryan Gosling as Brody instead.
Posted on 9/16/23 at 10:22 pm to HogBalls
Sherrif - Dave Chappelle
Quint - Gary Oldman
Hooper - Daniel Day Lewis
Quint - Gary Oldman
Hooper - Daniel Day Lewis
Posted on 9/16/23 at 10:41 pm to HogBalls
Robert Shaw was only 50 when filming and died the next year.
Crowe would be a good choice for Quint. Though almost 10 yrs older than Shaw was. Could still pull off that 'old man of the sea' part though.
Adrien Brody for Sheriff Brody. (see what I did there?)
And Hooper? Danny Masterson is no longer available. Patton Oswalt is too old and fat.
Joseph Gordon Levitt? Jay Baruchel? IDK, could go a number of different directions.
Hooper is a Marine biologist, after all. I'd think someone trending towards nerdy, sciency, geeky, but also 'from money' as Quint stated, would be better than someone with sex appeal. I've thought way too much about this.![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/IconLOL.gif)
Crowe would be a good choice for Quint. Though almost 10 yrs older than Shaw was. Could still pull off that 'old man of the sea' part though.
Adrien Brody for Sheriff Brody. (see what I did there?)
And Hooper? Danny Masterson is no longer available. Patton Oswalt is too old and fat.
Joseph Gordon Levitt? Jay Baruchel? IDK, could go a number of different directions.
Hooper is a Marine biologist, after all. I'd think someone trending towards nerdy, sciency, geeky, but also 'from money' as Quint stated, would be better than someone with sex appeal. I've thought way too much about this.
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This post was edited on 9/16/23 at 10:51 pm
Posted on 9/16/23 at 10:59 pm to HogBalls
quote:
1. Sheriff Brody - Gerard Butler 2. Quint - Russell Crowe 3. Hooper - McConaughey
Gerard Butler would maybe be a good Quint.
Posted on 9/16/23 at 11:04 pm to HogBalls
Black or Lesbian lead, gay friends, gen z in a heroic light. All white males are all victims.
Posted on 9/16/23 at 11:22 pm to HogBalls
Brody-Patrick Wilson
Hooper-Miles Teller
Quint-Kurt Russell
Hooper-Miles Teller
Quint-Kurt Russell
Posted on 9/17/23 at 1:38 am to HogBalls
Brody - Owen Wilson
Quint - Bill Murray
Hooper - Jason Schwartzman
Director - Wes Anderson
Quint - Bill Murray
Hooper - Jason Schwartzman
Director - Wes Anderson
Posted on 9/17/23 at 3:15 am to HogBalls
Brody - Hugh Jackman
Quint - Josh Brolin
Hooper - Michael Pena
Quint - Josh Brolin
Hooper - Michael Pena
Posted on 9/17/23 at 6:12 am to HogBalls
Man you are just trolling for downvotes.
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