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Government molecular biologist leaks info about alien research-Reddit

Posted on 7/6/23 at 8:54 am
Posted by LSUisKING12
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Posted on 7/6/23 at 8:54 am
Reddit

Thought some of y’all may want to read this. Very interesting read that I’m only half through. Joe Rogan tweeted it out.
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
87931 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 8:56 am to
Sigh
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
37685 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 8:59 am to
You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hangin' out in front of places sellin' weed 'n shite. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals 'n shite. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah... I'd be the first motherfricker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien life form... and frick it. And people'd be, like, "There he goes; homeboy fricked a Martian once."
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
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14324 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 9:01 am to
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
127763 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 9:02 am to
Sure sure
Posted by Richard Grayson
Bestbank
Member since Sep 2022
2149 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 9:03 am to
quote:

You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hangin' out in front of places sellin' weed 'n shite. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals 'n shite. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah... I'd be the first motherfricker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien life form... and frick it. And people'd be, like, "There he goes; homeboy fricked a Martian once."


If it was my last day I’d spray paint eat pussy on the wall. To let ‘em know I was there man.
Posted by USMCguy121
Northshore
Member since Aug 2021
6332 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 9:07 am to
I find it more interesting that the guy was banned by outside moderators and then his account was straight up deleted while the actual moderators of that particular subreddit were unaware until they looked into it and then told everyone what happened. Asshoe site.


Anyway tldr genetically manipulated aliens being studied by CRISPR. Also they are religious and don't seem like bad dudes.

It was a fun read.
This post was edited on 7/6/23 at 9:12 am
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
155383 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 9:07 am to
quote:

Joe Rogan tweeted it out.

Oh, well holy shite then.

Posted by ob1pimpbobi
College Station
Member since Jul 2022
2946 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 9:11 am to
That is the most TLDR of any TLDR.
Posted by red sox fan 13
Valley Park
Member since Aug 2018
18343 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 9:23 am to
What are the odds that:
1. Aliens exist?
2. Out of all the planets in the infinitely massive universe, aliens have crashed landed on Earth?
3. They have the same general anatomy as humans and even have DNA molecular structure?

I think this guy is full of shite
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 7/6/23 at 9:25 am to
quote:

What are the odds that:
1. Aliens exist?


The universe is too expansive for their not to be life of some kind out there. In our own solar system we have discovered signs of water elsewhere as well as likely past bacteria.

quote:

2. Out of all the planets in the infinitely massive universe, aliens have crashed landed on Earth?
3. They have the same general anatomy as humans and even have DNA molecular structure?


Both of these are as next to zero as you can get
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
37685 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 9:28 am to
quote:

Both of these are as next to zero as you can get


But not zero.

We are here, after all.
Posted by BigChris
Covington
Member since Jan 2008
137 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 9:32 am to
I am now dumber for having read that. Not because the article was dumb. It is actually very well written and very informative. I am dumber because my brain cells started committing suicide from how dumb it made me feel.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
18748 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 9:32 am to
quote:

2. Out of all the planets in the infinitely massive universe, aliens have crashed landed on Earth? 3. They have the same general anatomy as humans and even have DNA molecular structure?

This points more towards time travel than anything. Which is a theory people have put forward.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25845 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 9:48 am to
quote:

What are the odds that:
1. Aliens exist?

As expansive and old as the universe is supposed to be, pretty likely that life exists elsewhere.

quote:

2. Out of all the planets in the infinitely massive universe, aliens have crashed landed on Earth?


Doubtful, in my opinion. Considering the doom and gloom of what we are doing to our planet, you’d figure the same sort of thing would happen elsewhere to get to the point of interstellar travel. And, with the amount of space debris we’re building up in our nascent trips into space, we may trap ourselves on Earth anyway. Another thing that another advancing civilization probably would have done.

quote:

3. They have the same general anatomy as humans and even have DNA molecular structure?


Maybe, I guess.
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
73838 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 9:50 am to
very interesting and technical read

Of course I think it's bs, but it's at least done in such a realistic way that it makes for a really great read
Posted by Shepherd88
Member since Dec 2013
4878 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 9:54 am to
I read the whole thing. Found it very interesting.

For the TLDR crowd. If this guy is Larping then he’s the goat of Larpers.
Also, from his discovery, these beings are artificially created and more or less worker ants for their brethren.
This post was edited on 7/6/23 at 10:12 am
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
13593 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 9:54 am to
Read most of it, sounds like a great sci-fi writeup. He lost me at the part about them shitting/pissing through their skin pores though.
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
4976 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 10:05 am to
quote:

This points more towards time travel than anything. Which is a theory people have put forward.
To me the whole thing (at least the molecular biology part) read like the output from a chatbot AI that was very heavily trained on molecular biology papers. The jargon was very good.

Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
20165 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 10:07 am to
quote:

For the TLDR crowd. If this guy is Larping then he’s the goat of Larpers. Also, from his discover, these beings are artificially created and more or less worker ants for their brethren.

Either a very intelligent and committed person with years of bio and lab experience wrote that out of boredom or it’s a completely plausible clinical evaluation of a non-terrestrial being.
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