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re: What is the lowest thing you have ever done to get laid?
Posted on 5/23/23 at 9:21 am to 777Tiger
Posted on 5/23/23 at 9:21 am to 777Tiger
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WTF?
You rather have sex inside a car or in bed?
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what's low about that? that's just standard stuff
True. The point was all that fkn' driving in the middle of the night just to score, lol.
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Posted on 5/23/23 at 9:24 am to deltaland
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Girl I knew who had 3 kids and the father had abandoned her and them was about to lose her car which in turn meant she would lose her job because she would have no way to get to work. She was bawling her eyes out and I told her I’d get her car payments current if she slept with me.
She did it.
Posted on 5/23/23 at 11:12 am to killedbyindians
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Just a heads up sir. If you pay them to leave that’s a hooker.
In my defense, the terms weren’t agreed upon prior to the hookup. Such was the life of finding a desperate chick on Craigslist. I consider it a win that I didn’t get a disease.
Posted on 5/23/23 at 11:22 am to TexasTiger08
I don't think I've ever done any underhanded things to get laid, there may have been a couple of underhanded ulterior motives for wanting to secks a particular girl 
Posted on 5/23/23 at 11:24 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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I had to frick a dude's wife in order to jack him off.
FIFY
Posted on 5/23/23 at 3:28 pm to deltaland
quote:How's your sister doing now?
Girl I knew who had 3 kids and the father had abandoned her and them was about to lose her car which in turn meant she would lose her job because she would have no way to get to work. She was bawling her eyes out and I told her I’d get her car payments current if she slept with me.
She did it
Posted on 5/23/23 at 4:25 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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I had to jack a dude off in order to frick his wife.
This needs more context. Please, relive this humiliation in greater detail.
Posted on 5/23/23 at 4:57 pm to Stealth Matrix
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I had to jack a dude off in order to frick his wife.
This needs more context. Please, relive this humiliation in greater detail.
Phags. Both of you.
But I'd read it if you were to relive it on here.
No homo.
Posted on 5/23/23 at 5:32 pm to RogerTheShrubber
What is this from?
Posted on 5/23/23 at 5:47 pm to TidenUP
Men get married to have sex and women have sex to get married
Posted on 5/23/23 at 7:32 pm to jcaz
I met an older girl in college. She was a devoted Catholic. I told her I wanted to become a catholic and that she could help me. Started off kissing her in her dorm room. Got her wet and bam we were having sex. Lasted 2 1/2 years but after college she dated a much older gentleman and they eventually married. I did become a Catholic as she was my sponsor. We have been great friends for 37 years.
This post was edited on 5/23/23 at 7:33 pm
Posted on 5/23/23 at 7:58 pm to Jim Rockford
Are you talking about us married men
What about holding your anger about endless target packages of same stuff every month that get thrown out every three months
What about holding your anger about endless target packages of same stuff every month that get thrown out every three months
This post was edited on 5/23/23 at 8:00 pm
Posted on 5/23/23 at 8:02 pm to rebeloke
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What is the lowest thing you have ever done to get laid?
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Pretended to have cancer
Posted on 5/23/23 at 8:12 pm to rebeloke
Got married 24 years ago. Still waiting to get laid.
Posted on 5/23/23 at 8:12 pm to rebeloke
Got married
Posted on 5/23/23 at 8:13 pm to SECdragonmaster
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She had a 8.5 body but a 4.5 face
I have a very good friend who is exactly the same way. And she has a great arse to boot.
Posted on 5/23/23 at 8:27 pm to LSUPhreaK
Posted on 5/23/23 at 8:57 pm to rebeloke
Bookmarking this thread to show my 17 year old daughter but I definitely don’t want my 15 year old son reading it & getting any ideas. Lol!
Posted on 5/23/23 at 9:00 pm to SCgamecock2988
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What is this from?
Animal House
Posted on 5/23/23 at 9:40 pm to rebeloke
Told a girl she wasn't that fat!
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