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how the hades they gonna design a 'female' crash test dummy????
Posted on 4/21/23 at 11:41 am
Posted on 4/21/23 at 11:41 am
How'd you like to have that job with a bat-shite crazy tranny as your supervisor??
but really - are they not exposing themselves to ridicule from everyone over this??
but really - are they not exposing themselves to ridicule from everyone over this??
Posted on 4/21/23 at 11:43 am to ChineseBandit58
if gender is a social construct, how can a mannequin have a gender?
Posted on 4/21/23 at 11:43 am to ChineseBandit58
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how the hades they gonna design a 'female' crash test dummy????
well first thing it must have is a penis
Posted on 4/21/23 at 11:43 am to ChineseBandit58
I wonder if Petey can tell us, what is a woman?
Posted on 4/21/23 at 11:45 am to ChineseBandit58
Put boobs on it and make it with more narrow shoulders and wider hips?
Posted on 4/21/23 at 11:49 am to ChineseBandit58
It would make sense that it's female given that the car would be crashing.
Posted on 4/21/23 at 11:50 am to ChineseBandit58
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how the hades they gonna design a 'female' crash test dummy????
simple. make it force the male dummy to drive everywhere as it constantly criticizes his driving performance from the passenger seat.
Posted on 4/21/23 at 11:50 am to L1C4
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Put boobs on it and make it with more narrow shoulders and wider hips?
That would only cover birthing persons. You really need to stop being so narrow minded. I can recommend some DEI classes if you'd like.
Posted on 4/21/23 at 11:51 am to ChineseBandit58
Same dummy just make the car drive a lot jerkier. Maybe put a couple of sand filled balloons around it’s neck.
Posted on 4/21/23 at 12:03 pm to ChineseBandit58
Pretty sure they already make these

Posted on 4/21/23 at 12:08 pm to ChineseBandit58
All crash test dummies should be women since none of the real ones know how to drive, anyways.
Posted on 4/21/23 at 12:08 pm to ChineseBandit58
Designers should just call them "women crash test dummies" without changing a single thing then demand for trannies to define how they aren't women.
Posted on 4/21/23 at 12:17 pm to ChineseBandit58
Lia Thomas will be the model.
Posted on 4/21/23 at 12:17 pm to PsychTiger
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And have it talk constantly.
Was just about to post this. Put a mouth on it.

Posted on 4/21/23 at 12:19 pm to ChineseBandit58
Once there was a girl who got into an accident and couldn’t go to school…
Posted on 4/21/23 at 12:22 pm to ChineseBandit58
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how the hades they gonna design a 'female' crash test dummy????
Why don't they just put a dress on a male crash dummy?
That's how it works, right?
Posted on 4/21/23 at 12:36 pm to ChineseBandit58
Per internet search, the average breast size for US women is 34DD.
Those crash researchers better not get caught ogling the dummies.
Those crash researchers better not get caught ogling the dummies.
Posted on 4/21/23 at 12:38 pm to Stuttgart Tiger
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Per internet search, the average breast size for US women is 34DD.
That's because many women are overweight.
If the average woman was thin and had a 34DD rack I don't think we'd be having trouble sustaining our population right now.
Posted on 4/21/23 at 12:39 pm to ChineseBandit58
WELL DONE = ALL!!
the jokes just write themselves - I propose that our Speaker of the House bring forth an AMENDMENT to that effect - citing the call for it by a bunch of DEM spokesbi-peds.
Tell them that he is now COOPERATING with MAJOR Biden agenda, so NOW we can get to work on a lessor item like the BUDGET!!!!!!!
the jokes just write themselves - I propose that our Speaker of the House bring forth an AMENDMENT to that effect - citing the call for it by a bunch of DEM spokesbi-peds.
Tell them that he is now COOPERATING with MAJOR Biden agenda, so NOW we can get to work on a lessor item like the BUDGET!!!!!!!
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