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how the hades they gonna design a 'female' crash test dummy????

Posted on 4/21/23 at 11:41 am
Posted by ChineseBandit58
Pearland, TX
Member since Aug 2005
46020 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 11:41 am
How'd you like to have that job with a bat-shite crazy tranny as your supervisor??

but really - are they not exposing themselves to ridicule from everyone over this??
Posted by Vacherie Saint
Member since Aug 2015
43782 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 11:43 am to
if gender is a social construct, how can a mannequin have a gender?
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 11:43 am to
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how the hades they gonna design a 'female' crash test dummy????


well first thing it must have is a penis
Posted by LSUTIGER in TEXAS
Member since Jan 2008
13680 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 11:43 am to
I wonder if Petey can tell us, what is a woman?
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
15421 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 11:45 am to
Put boobs on it and make it with more narrow shoulders and wider hips?
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
104361 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 11:47 am to
And have it talk constantly.
Posted by swamplynx
Lake Chuck
Member since Oct 2014
1272 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 11:49 am to
It would make sense that it's female given that the car would be crashing.
Posted by Vacherie Saint
Member since Aug 2015
43782 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 11:50 am to
quote:

how the hades they gonna design a 'female' crash test dummy????


simple. make it force the male dummy to drive everywhere as it constantly criticizes his driving performance from the passenger seat.
Posted by hojo
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2005
1366 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 11:50 am to
quote:

Put boobs on it and make it with more narrow shoulders and wider hips?


That would only cover birthing persons. You really need to stop being so narrow minded. I can recommend some DEI classes if you'd like.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
40515 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 11:51 am to
Same dummy just make the car drive a lot jerkier. Maybe put a couple of sand filled balloons around it’s neck.
Posted by Slevin7
Member since Sep 2015
2452 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 12:03 pm to
Pretty sure they already make these







Posted by Rex Feral
Member since Jan 2014
14663 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 12:08 pm to
All crash test dummies should be women since none of the real ones know how to drive, anyways.
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
55462 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 12:08 pm to
Designers should just call them "women crash test dummies" without changing a single thing then demand for trannies to define how they aren't women.
Posted by Tandemjay
Member since Jun 2022
4006 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 12:17 pm to
Lia Thomas will be the model.
Posted by Bayou Brat
Member since Jul 2021
1023 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 12:17 pm to
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And have it talk constantly.


Was just about to post this. Put a mouth on it.


Posted by Stuttgart Tiger
Branson, MO
Member since Jan 2006
15141 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 12:19 pm to
Once there was a girl who got into an accident and couldn’t go to school…
Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
25333 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 12:22 pm to
quote:

how the hades they gonna design a 'female' crash test dummy????


Why don't they just put a dress on a male crash dummy?

That's how it works, right?
Posted by Stuttgart Tiger
Branson, MO
Member since Jan 2006
15141 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 12:36 pm to
Per internet search, the average breast size for US women is 34DD.

Those crash researchers better not get caught ogling the dummies.
Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
25333 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

Per internet search, the average breast size for US women is 34DD.


That's because many women are overweight.

If the average woman was thin and had a 34DD rack I don't think we'd be having trouble sustaining our population right now.
Posted by ChineseBandit58
Pearland, TX
Member since Aug 2005
46020 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 12:39 pm to
WELL DONE = ALL!!

the jokes just write themselves - I propose that our Speaker of the House bring forth an AMENDMENT to that effect - citing the call for it by a bunch of DEM spokesbi-peds.

Tell them that he is now COOPERATING with MAJOR Biden agenda, so NOW we can get to work on a lessor item like the BUDGET!!!!!!!
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