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Ascension water plant worker fired, arrested after video showed him urinating in water.

Posted on 3/23/23 at 8:44 pm
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22291 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 8:44 pm
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DONALDSONVILLE - A parish worker has been fired and faces criminal charges after he apparently urinated in the water supply at an Ascension water plant.

The Ascension Parish Sheriff's Office identified the worker as 57-year-old Michael Mastin of Baton Rouge. He was arrested on two counts of contaminating water supplies and two counts criminal damage to a critical infrastructure.

The incident happened March 19 at the parish's water plant in Donaldsonville. Video shared by parish officials showed Mastin walking up to a surveillance camera and adjusting it so that his lower body and the water were just out of frame. The video then shows him standing on a platform over the water for about a minute and a half before he walks back over to the camera and moves it back to its original position. Though parish officials wouldn't be informed of what happened until days later, Ascension President Clint Cointment said the contamination did not pose a threat to the community.

"At no time was the public in danger. All water samples taken to date are in good standing and meet all safe water drinking requirements," Cointment said in a statement announcing Mastin's firing. Read the full statement from the parish president's office below. The parish has also released video from incident. From day one my administration has worked hard to build a professional parish work force that reflects and exceeds the expectations of the residents of our great parish. Today, I am extremely disappointed to be sharing the results of an employee disciplinary action.

On March 22, 2023, parish government was informed that an employee at the Donaldsonville water plant urinated in the water supply. An investigation was immediately initiated and the administration unfortunately determined the report was credible. The Parish President immediately authorized the termination of the employee. Upon the termination the employee was arrested by Ascension Parish Sheriff’s Office.

At no time was the public in danger. All water samples taken to date are in good standing and meet all safe water drinking requirements.

As Parish President, I am extremely disappointed, and I find this conduct disgusting and unacceptable. This type of behavior will never be tolerated in parish government. Since the beginning of this administration we have held our parish employees accountable and this is no exception. I demand accountability on behalf of the public. The administration reported this incident to the Ascension Parish Sheriff’s Office, District Attorney’s Office and federal and state authorities. This incident is now in their jurisdiction as an ongoing investigation.


Sick frick



Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119989 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 8:46 pm to
I saw that earlier, that fricking nasty..
Posted by SaintlyTiger88
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2013
2177 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 8:47 pm to
…and that’s why I drink bottled water.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
128991 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 8:49 pm to
I mean a few ounces of pee in a million gallons of water aint shite

And male piss is sterile

Woman piss on the other hand…
This post was edited on 3/23/23 at 8:50 pm
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
41225 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 8:49 pm to
What a piece of shite. There is literally a bathroom 100 ft away in that facility.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
42787 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 8:50 pm to
You can pee in the water but you can’t pee into the water.
Posted by calcotron
Member since Nov 2007
10066 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 8:52 pm to
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57-year-old


Ok maybe this would have been a funny idea when I was 9, but this guy has some problems. Old lady probably owns his arse at home or something.
Posted by Big Bill
Down da Bayou
Member since Sep 2015
1603 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 8:52 pm to
Like yall never peed in the pool
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22291 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 8:55 pm to
quote:

Woman piss on the other hand…

Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
47141 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 8:58 pm to
From the pic looks like that is raw water before it goes theu the filter.

Also they need to upgrade that ancient control system.

Last, people are fricking stupid. What kind of grown man would do something like that?
Posted by Hickok
Htown
Member since Jan 2013
2962 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:01 pm to
While wrong, that water is sewerage and runoff from every point north of it
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70445 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:03 pm to
All the Ascension Parish baws on this board right now:

Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
31458 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:06 pm to
I'm currently sitting here musing over what kind of fee I would have to quote to make this kind of cluster worth it to me...

I haven't settled on a number, but it's a lot
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
12176 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:11 pm to
This is just a power move. What a douche.
Posted by Picayuner
Member since Dec 2016
3791 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:17 pm to
As a worker he most assuredly is aware of the penalties this brings. That’s why it’s so stupid. It’s a terrorist type crime with severe consequences
Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:20 pm to
Did not even wash hands afterwards.

Made his family proud that fine day this made public news. Bet that made it all worth it.
Posted by crewdepoo
Hogwarts
Member since Jan 2015
10881 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:21 pm to
Piss is sterile
Posted by MoClassy
Member since Jul 2021
45 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:25 pm to
Actually urine is sterile unless you have a urinary tract infection. There is no bacteria in normal urine.
Need a sample to see if it was act of terror.! Still trashy.
Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:29 pm to
quote:

Urine is sterile


It’s just the waste matter of all cells in your body. Yum!



Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
128991 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:33 pm to
quote:

Actually urine is sterile unless you have a urinary tract infection.


And women almost always have a few bacteria in their urine

Consequence of a short urethra
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