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re: South Parks war on TP, what gives

Posted on 3/8/23 at 12:09 pm to
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28733 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 12:09 pm to
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Hell naw! I aint buying some fancy toilet attachment, from a guy who already admitted that he likes cold water shot up the crack of his arse.
I'm talking about buying TP in bulk vs. TP in a 4 or 6 pack or whatever.

Put some real numbers to it. What brand do you buy, and what's the cost of a 6 pack vs a 30 pack? And what's the cost of your time to walk down the TP aisle 5 times more often? If your budget is such that a 30 pack of toilet paper once per year throws it out of whack, I think we need to get specific.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
28348 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 12:40 pm to
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Put some real numbers to it. What brand do you buy, and what's the cost of a 6 pack vs a 30 pack?

We don't buy any certain brand.
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I think we need to get specific.

We get specific where it matters.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12844 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 12:42 pm to
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What the hell are they doing with it?


If you’re not pooping enough to have to use toilet paper you probably need to see a doctor for a colon cleanse.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36222 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 12:46 pm to
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We get specific where it matters.


So you waste a butt load of money cause you don't factor in the cost of everyday items, got cha.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28733 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 12:52 pm to
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We get specific where it matters.
You are talking about JIT'ing toilet paper which has none of the qualities that would make JIT beneficial. I don't think you know what matters.
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28908 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 1:55 pm to
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Dang man, I guess you're really into toilet paper. Do you work for Proctor and Gamble or somethin?


Perhaps ppl buy in bulk to avoid taking several trips to the store for TP.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71605 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 2:00 pm to
Lord that website post was awful.
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
43700 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 6:41 pm to
I mean we had to come up with dude wipes to help with the shitty problem. I expected more blow back on this but bidets are clearly the way to go here
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
40017 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 6:57 pm to
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It's wasteful and gross, and it has zero advantages over a bidet. The only reasons we use TP are habit and marketing.

Installing two bidets in our new house!
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
3419 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 7:05 pm to
I’m pretty sure it was a metaphor/symbolism.
Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
9683 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 7:17 pm to
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I'm always amazed at the grocery stores, when I see somebody buying a pack of TP that fills their whole cart.
What the hell are they doing with it?


Some of us have actual women/girls living at home.
They are TP slayers

Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
43700 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 7:18 pm to
I think my daughter uses half a roll a damn time
Posted by Grateful Reb
Member since Apr 2011
8070 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 7:29 pm to
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South Parks war on TP


People still watch South Park?
Posted by Dandy Chiggins
Member since Jan 2021
516 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 10:30 pm to
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Posted byMessageauggieSouth Parks war on TP, what gives by auggiequote:Wiping their asses? I guess it's possible, but there's 3 people at our house, and we won't even use 8 rolls in a month. In my bathroom, a roll will last 2 weeks.

You must spend a ton on stain remover and new underwear.
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
11258 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 10:38 pm to
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You must spend a ton on stain remover and new underwear.


Maybe he uses Chipotle Away
Posted by Ipissexcellence
Member since Dec 2018
330 posts
Posted on 3/21/23 at 12:13 am to
Wish I could give you more than 1 down vote. South Park is an American treasure.
Posted by RoIITide
Member since Dec 2010
852 posts
Posted on 3/21/23 at 1:50 am to
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What’s so special about a Jap bidet?


Water spray is sideways.
Posted by DVinBR
Member since Jan 2013
13127 posts
Posted on 3/21/23 at 2:03 am to
well a bidet isn't enough for my marker wiping, have to use toilet paper
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
43700 posts
Posted on 3/21/23 at 2:45 am to
It’s crazy we just kinda all went with Tp and now the stupid wet wipes that clog up the pipes without ever thinking about it. I think it was just considered gay Or unmanly or something or maybe Tp companies just have best PR
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
5217 posts
Posted on 3/21/23 at 3:28 am to
I use the three seashells. Haven't bought tp in years.
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