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Pick Up Lines
Posted on 3/2/23 at 12:20 pm
Posted on 3/2/23 at 12:20 pm
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't
have your number in it.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’
together.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written
all over you.
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of
art.
Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by
again?
Hey, do you have a girlfriend? Me neither, do you want to be mine?
Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't
have your number in it.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’
together.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written
all over you.
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of
art.
Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by
again?
Hey, do you have a girlfriend? Me neither, do you want to be mine?
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Posted on 3/2/23 at 12:22 pm to FIREAWAY
does this smell like chloroform to you?
Posted on 3/2/23 at 12:22 pm to FIREAWAY
You should do some research and see if these work - then report to us
Posted on 3/2/23 at 12:23 pm to FIREAWAY
“I’m rich and have a medium sized penis”
Works every time.
Works every time.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 12:24 pm to FIREAWAY
“Please be 18.”
Posted on 3/2/23 at 12:27 pm to FIREAWAY
Are you from Ireland because my penis is Dublin? Have to say it in an Irish accent or it won’t work.
This post was edited on 3/2/23 at 12:28 pm
Posted on 3/2/23 at 12:28 pm to FIREAWAY
Where did you copy and paste this crap from?
Posted on 3/2/23 at 12:30 pm to FIREAWAY
Are you a cigarette?
because i wanna get you lit and put your butt in my mouth
because i wanna get you lit and put your butt in my mouth
Posted on 3/2/23 at 12:31 pm to FIREAWAY
Hey sorry, my phone crashed and I lost your number, can you give it to me again? And also a blowy?
Posted on 3/2/23 at 12:31 pm to FIREAWAY
Hey do you know what winks and fricks like a tiger? (wink)
Posted on 3/2/23 at 12:32 pm to FIREAWAY
"Hi there, I'm hung like Einstein and smart as a horse"
Posted on 3/2/23 at 12:39 pm to FIREAWAY
You must be from Ireland because when I look at you, my penis is Dublin.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 12:48 pm to FIREAWAY
“Wanna blow me?”
This actually worked one time.
This actually worked one time.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 12:52 pm to FIREAWAY
quote:
Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
Any chick that would frick you would be too dumb to get this.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 12:55 pm to FIREAWAY
I put the STD in stud. Now all that's missing is U.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 12:57 pm to FIREAWAY
Dtf?
Posted on 3/2/23 at 1:43 pm to FIREAWAY
I love your hair!!! You like facials?
Posted on 3/2/23 at 1:45 pm to FIREAWAY
On a scale of 1 to 10 you're a 9...
but I'm a 10; this isn't going to work
but I'm a 10; this isn't going to work
Posted on 3/2/23 at 2:28 pm to FIREAWAY
To a hot female cop: "I've done something really bad. Can you take me to jail?"
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