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Gerbils
Posted on 2/26/23 at 5:17 pm
Posted on 2/26/23 at 5:17 pm
Relatives are visiting. The guests include 2 eight year old twin girls who brought along their pet gerbils, Donald and Ronald. The gerbils managed to escape from their cage and we need to find them before the cat does. I have one of the kids watching the cat's every move as a precautionary measure. Does anybody know where gerbils like to hide? Dark places, warm places, etc? Any advice is appreciated.
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Posted on 2/26/23 at 5:19 pm to LRB1967
Inside asses.
Posted on 2/26/23 at 5:21 pm to LRB1967
Lost a hamster when i was a kid . We thought she got out of the house pretty much gave up finding her then found her the next morning of all places in the fridge eating a head of lettuce. Maybe check the fridge. 
Posted on 2/26/23 at 5:22 pm to FLObserver
Definitely check the fridge.
Posted on 2/26/23 at 5:23 pm to LRB1967
Whichever one you get back first will decide the republican presidential primary. Please keep us posted so I can place my bets.
Posted on 2/26/23 at 5:24 pm to LRB1967
Posted on 2/26/23 at 5:27 pm to SixthAndBarone
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Inside asses.
Let that little rascal nibble on your a-hole
Posted on 2/26/23 at 5:28 pm to ZenFNmaster
Behind the fridge specifically.
Posted on 2/26/23 at 5:28 pm to LRB1967
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Gerbils
Prison wallet is the answer and I don't even know that question.
Posted on 2/26/23 at 5:31 pm to LRB1967
Posted on 2/26/23 at 5:33 pm to SixthAndBarone
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Inside asses.
I think OP knows where they're at.
Posted on 2/26/23 at 5:35 pm to LRB1967
Catch them the same way you would mice... Get a no-kill trap and put food in it. Lock the cat up until they are found.
Posted on 2/26/23 at 5:38 pm to LRB1967
So did they also bring their rubber sheets too?
Posted on 2/26/23 at 5:39 pm to LRB1967
Look under cushions (sofa, etc) before sitting down. Many years ago we had a mouse that we would let run around and it would return to its cage at night. It went missing one day. I was going to let the couch out into a bed and when I lifted a cushion, there it was… flat.
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Or in someone’s rectum.
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Or in someone’s rectum.
This post was edited on 2/26/23 at 5:40 pm
Posted on 2/26/23 at 5:43 pm to LRB1967
Posted on 2/26/23 at 5:46 pm to Kafka
“An Officer and a Gerbilman”
This post was edited on 2/26/23 at 5:47 pm
Posted on 2/26/23 at 5:51 pm to LRB1967
Get a snake, it will catch the gerbils.
Posted on 2/26/23 at 5:54 pm to LRB1967
We lost one years ago. We found it about 2 years later it survived by eating dog food and that thing looked about the size of a cat lol
Posted on 2/26/23 at 5:54 pm to LRB1967
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The gerbils managed to escape from their cage
Sure......sure.
Posted on 2/26/23 at 5:59 pm to deeprig9
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Whichever one you get back first will decide the republican presidential primary. Please keep us posted so I can place my bets.
Put me down for 5 spot on the Donald
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