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Chuck Norris water
Posted on 1/26/23 at 2:41 pm
Posted on 1/26/23 at 2:41 pm
Saw this at the store recently. I think I have seen it before. Any of you see this? If you drink it, will it make you kick arse like Chuck Norris?
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Posted on 1/26/23 at 2:42 pm to SaintlyTiger88
I heard that when Chuck Norris jumps into water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Norris.
Posted on 1/26/23 at 2:43 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Hot sauce would be so much more bad azz for Chuck.
Posted on 1/26/23 at 2:44 pm to SaintlyTiger88
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If you drink it, will it make you kick arse like Chuck Norris?
No, but your pee will come out of you like a fire hose
Posted on 1/26/23 at 2:47 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Really needs to be 3.50 liters
Posted on 1/26/23 at 2:50 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he goes killing.
Chuck doesn't sleep, he waits.
Chuck doesn't sleep, he waits.
Posted on 1/26/23 at 2:55 pm to jbgleason
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he goes killing
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting because the word hunting suggests the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Posted on 1/26/23 at 3:14 pm to Turf Taint
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Hot sauce would be so much more bad azz for Chuck.
Chuck Norris water burns more than Ghost Pepper sauce.
Posted on 1/26/23 at 3:25 pm to Master of Sinanju
Don’t know a lot about it, but do know they donated a truckload after Hurricane Laura. If it was sold locally I would buy just because of that
Posted on 1/26/23 at 3:27 pm to CocomoLSU
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I heard that when Chuck Norris jumps into water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Norris.
I can confirm that he doesn't need to be hydrated. He hydrates water.
Posted on 1/26/23 at 3:28 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Chuck Norris once at an entire birthday cake containing a stripper.
Posted on 1/26/23 at 3:28 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Chuck Norris sweats artesian water.
Posted on 1/26/23 at 3:28 pm to SaintlyTiger88
It gave me a stronger chin
Posted on 1/26/23 at 3:28 pm to SaintlyTiger88
It's Texas spring water, it's tasty.
Posted on 1/26/23 at 3:33 pm to SaintlyTiger88
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People Are Selling ‘Splash Mountain Water’ on eBay After Permanent Ride Closure at Magic Kingdom
Posted on 1/26/23 at 4:27 pm to Shexter
Walker Texas Water
Posted on 1/26/23 at 4:41 pm to SaintlyTiger88
If you spell “CHUCK NORRIS” in scrabble you automatically win….
…Forever
…Forever
Posted on 1/26/23 at 4:44 pm to BLP
You’re about to get your arse whipped by Chuck Norris for dissing him because you can’t spell the word “ate”!
Ha-Ha!
Ha-Ha!
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Chuck Norris once at an entire birthday cake containing a stripper.
Posted on 1/26/23 at 5:00 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Chuck Norris could fix crime in NO and BR and build a new Miss R bridge on his day off.
Except Chuck don’t take days off.
Except Chuck don’t take days off.
Posted on 1/26/23 at 5:14 pm to SaintlyTiger88
I drank a liter of this stuff this morning and grew a full chest of hair an hour later.
This post was edited on 1/26/23 at 5:15 pm
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